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Wet Behind the Rears is the 19th episode in Season 5 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the 108th episode overall.

Plot[]

The duo is sitting on the football field during gym class then a javelin hits Beavis' hand. Then in the locker room Beavis is covered in blood and Coach Buzzcut tells them to take a shower but they don't want to so they decide to take a shower in their underwear then the fire alarm rings. And Coach Buzzcut tells them to get out so everybody saw Beavis and Butt-Head in their underwear and it turns out that Coach Buzzcut and Principal McVicker had made Beavis and Butt-Head strip and set the fire alarm so Beavis and Butt-Head would be completely humiliated in public.

Characters[]

Music Videos[]

  • *Beastie Boys - "Sabotage"
  • U2 - "Numb"
  • Yes - "Owner of a Lonely Heart"
  • R.E.M. - "What's the Frequency, Kenneth?"

*The original Butt Bowl II airing had only this music video.

Transcript[]

Butt-Head: Pools oteris.

Beavis: Yeah.

Butt-Head: Batawn desert.

Beavis: Yeah.

Butt-Head: Javelin thrower.

Beavis: Yeah. [Someone threw the thing on Beavis hand, and started screaming]

Butt-Head: Whoa.

Beavis: Ow.

Butt-Head: You dumbass. I warned you [Buzzcut blowing the whistle]

Buzzcut: All right, man. Hit the showers, now!

Beavis: Ow.

Buzzcut: Where the hell think you're going?

Butt-Head: Uh, to class.

Beavis: Um, y-yeah. Yeah, class.

Buzzcut: Maybe you didn't hear me when I told you the hit the showers.

Butt-Head: Uh, we said you'll real like talking the somebody.

Buzzcut: I was talking, to everybody.

Butt-Head: But like, Uh, we didn't slet.

Beavis: Yeah, yeah. It's even same sir. Um, I just wait to I get home to take shower.

Buzzcut: Look at you boy. You're cover then crap.

Beavis: Um, that was last one week. This is blood sir.

Buzzcut: Damn it, this class is physical education. And that in care, for personal hygene. Hit the showers now, or fail.

Butt-Head: Uh, well. It looks kind a crap.

Buzzcut: Do I have undress your head Butt-Head.

Butt-Head: Uh, no.

Beavis: Yeah. No. This sucks. I hate taking showers.

Butt-Head: Yeah. I don't want some naked dude standing on the swan nest to me.

Beavis: Yeah, really. I don't want some naked dude standing next to me swan sanging around. Hey good game man.

Butt-Head: You better not look at me, fartknocker, I'll kick your ass.

Beavis: I'll kick your ass.

Students: Hey, Beavis and Butt-head, are you guys gonna finally take a shower?

Butt-Head: Uh, um, hey dude.

Beavis: Um...

Students: I've never see you guys take a shower before for.

Butt-Head: Uh, yeah.

Students: How come your guys never take a shower?

Butt-Head: Uh... Hey Beavis. It's all clear.

Students: Hey, Beavis. Can you help me with this?

Beavis: [Groaning]

Buzzcut: I'm beginning to wonder if you boys have ever takin a shower your life. What the hell do you think you're doing with your underwear still on?

Beavis: Um, we don't want anyone looking at my ass.

Butt-Head: Yeah. Are you one of those gym teachers that watch the dudes shower?

Buzzcut: Damn it, boy. You have me pushed me to the lenaimt. You're not getting out this time. I'm gonna tear your... [Fire Alarm Ringing] That's a fire alarm. Now hurry up and get outta here.

Butt-Head: Dude, we have been saved. With the power slam.

Beavis: Yeah. Fire drills rule!

Buzzcut: Are you deaf? That's a fire alarm, get the hell outta here now!

Butt-Head: Uh, we're just gonna like, get dressed first.

Beavis: We'll be right out. See you later.

Buzzcut: That is a fire alarm. That means the school might me burning down. Now if you don't get the hell outta here. I'm gonna personality grab your bad aids grundies. And drag you outside in front of the entire student body. So get the hell out! NOW!!! [Students still outside] Get out there, before I drag you out.

Girl Students: Hey look, it's Beavis and Butt-Head. [All laughing]

Mr. McVicker: Uh... Good job.

Buzzcut: That's too bad. Another minute they might have been naked. [Buzzcut laughs]

Mr. McVicker: Yeah. Look at 'em.

Trivia[]

  • The title is based on the expression "wet behind the ears".
    • Unlike the name of the episode, Beavis and Butt-Head never actually got wet.
  • Included, without music videos, in Disc 1 of the 2006 "Mike Judge Collection Vol. 2" DVD set.
  • The clip of Beavis getting stabbed in the hand by a javelin is reused in the montage sequence on the episode "Beavis and Butt-head Are Dead".
  • This episode is the only episode to show two music videos together.
  • Beavis teases the censors by saying fire alarm.
  • This episode was originally shown with only one video during Butt Bowl II.
  • During the Yes video, Butt-head got past the censors by saying, "If I would turn into a bird, I would turn into a cock."
  • Highland High conducted their January fire drill just in the nick of time before it was too late, as only two days were left in the month.

Sources[]

Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10


Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding


Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon


Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be


Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted


Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!


Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Vidiots · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller


Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer


Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead


Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down


Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters


Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · Abduction · Sleepover


Season 11: TBA

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