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Vs. the Vending Machine is the 28th episode of Season 4 of Beavis and Butt-head. It is the 85th episode overall.

Plot[]

The duo are at a vending machine and want to get a bag of sour cream and salsa pork rinds. The bag gets stuck and Beavis and Butt-head try to get it out.

They then go to the cashier in the shop. The cashier tells them they need to write a note to the company that owns the machine. Butt-head goes to get another 60¢. So then the two could get two bags for the price of one. Beavis is told to stay at the vending machine so nobody buys anything and steals their pork rinds.

Butt-head tells a pitiful sob story, to a kind elderly woman. The story is fib of him needing 60¢ to support his starving friend. Hearing this, she kindly gives him a whole $1.00 bill, but not 60¢. Although he is rude to her, snapping that he only needed 60¢, she responds by telling him that she did not mind giving him a little bit more.

Meanwhile, Beavis startles Tom Anderson from buying anything. He slaps him and makes him drop all of his change. Then he lies to him, saying that the machine is out of order.

Butt-head stops at the Maxi-Mart to get change, where he excitingly notices twelves packs of nachos (although they are stale, day old and cockroach infested). Taking advantage of his stupidity, and for bothering him so much in the past, the Maxi Mart Owner asks him to name his price. So Butt-head buys them all for a mere 10¢ each.

Later the night, Beavis is still waiting at the vending machine wanting to know where Butt-head is. He mentions he's gonna die of starvation and stuff, he notices an M&M in the machine and eats it. Back at the duo's house, Butt-head is seen sitting on the couch. He has gotten himself bloated and stuffed from eating all of the day old nachos while watching TV.

The episode ends with Beavis still waiting for Butt-head.

Characters[]

Music Videos[]

  • Sweaty Nipple - "Demon Juice"
  • Elton John and RuPaul - "Don't Go Breakin' My Heart"
  • Seaweed - "Kid Candy"
  • Mötley Crüe - "Hooligan's Holiday"

Gallery[]

Trivia[]

Goofs[]

  • When Beavis watches a woman go to the bathroom, the door knob turns gray for a second, and then back to gold.

Transcript[]

[We open to Beavis and Butt-Head standing next to a vending machine at the local Gas n' Sip.]

Beavis: I'm hungry. I wish we had something big, like nachos.

Butt-Head: Yeah. We need something with a lot of ingredients. Like Sour Cream and Salsa Pork Rinds.

Beavis: [He gets excited upon hearing those words.] Sour Cream and Salsa Pork Rinds?! Where?! Where?!

Butt-Head: [He points at the bag in the machine.] Uhh, right there, dude. Bottom row, F2.

Beavis: Oh yeah. "Pork".

Butt-Head: [He puts change in the machine, then punches the numbers in.] F - 2.

Beavis: "You sunk my Battleship!"

Butt-Head: [He watches as the bag gets closer to the edge.] Come to Butt-Head. [Suddenly, the bag is caught on the glass.] Uhh, wait a minute.

Beavis: Hey-HEY-HEY-HEY!!! [He starts kicking the machine.] NO! NO!!!

Butt-Head: [He tries to get his money back, but can't.] This sucks! [Later on, Butt-Head tries to reach inside the machine's door to grab the bag.]

Beavis: Come on, Butt-Head! Hurry up! I'm hungry! I'm, like, starving and stuff.

Butt-Head: There's, like, a trap-door or something that won't let me get it.

Beavis: [He screams angrily.] GIVE ME THE PORK RINDS NOW!! I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!!! [He starts punching and kicking the machine again.]

Butt-Head: This sucks! This glass must be, like, plastic or something.

[They go inside to find the manager.]

Butt-Head: Uhh, the vending machine stole our money.

Beavis: Yeah! And it didn't give us our food.

Gas n' Sip Manager: Well, there's nothing I can do about it. You gotta write to the company that owns the machine. There's an address on the side.

[They go back outside and back to the vending machine.]

Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis. I just, like, thought of something. Whoever buys the next pork rinds is going to get our bag, plus another.

Beavis: Yeah. Let's wait 'til they come, and then kick their ass!

Butt-Head: No, dumbass! I mean, like, if we get another sixty cents, we could, like, get two for the price of one.

Beavis: Two for the price of one? Cool!

Butt-Head: Uhhh, okay. I'm gonna go, like, get sixty cents. Don't leave here until I get back. And make sure nobody, like, buys anything.

Beavis: Okay. You mean, like, gas too?

Butt-Head: No, fart-knocker! I mean, the vending machine.

Beavis: Oh yeah! The vending machine. [He stays with the vending machine while Butt-Head walks away. Meanwhile, Beavis continues to beat up the vending machine, then a woman walks up.] Uh, hey, how's it goin'?

Woman: Hi. [She walks into the bathroom.]

Beavis: Going to the bathroom, huh? [He turns and gets close to the door.]

[Meanwhile, we cut to the Maxi-Mart where an old lady's fixing to leave. Suddenly, Butt-Head walks up to her.]

Butt-Head: Uhh, I need, like, sixty cents, cause my friend's, like, starving and stuff.

Old Lady: Oh, really? Where is your friend?

Butt-Head: Uhhh, he's, like, overseas or something.

Old Lady: Oh... I've seen those commercials.

Butt-Head: Yeah. Me too.

Old Lady: It's so sad. Here you go. [She hands him a dollar.]

Butt-Head: Uhh, no. I said I need sixty cents, butt-munch!

Old Lady: That's okay. I don't mind giving a little more.

Butt-Head: Uhh, okay.

Old Lady: [She gets in her car, but notices Butt-Head is still there.] Yes?

Butt-Head: Uhh, I thought you said you were going to give me some more.

[Meanwhile, Beavis is still snooping on the woman in the restroom.]

Beavis: [He's giggling softly as he listens in on the woman.] Plop... [He then hears the sound of someone putting money in the vending machine.]

Tom Anderson: Now, where's that dime?

Beavis: [He runs up and slaps Tom Anderson's hands away] NO WAY, ASS-WIPE!!! [He slams himself against the machine.]

Tom Anderson: Dammit, boy! What in the hell's your problem?!

Beavis: Umm, sorry about that. It's, like, out of order. And it's, like, uhh, I'd hate to see you waste your money.

Tom Anderson: Well, alright then. They oughta put a sign up there. Now, what about gettin' my money back?

Beavis: You'll have to write to the company. The address is on the side. Thank you, drive through.

[Back at the Maxi-Mart, Butt-Head walks up the store's owner.]

Butt-Head: Uhh, I need, like, change or something.

Maxi-Mart Owner: Well, you gotta buy something.

Butt-Head: [His attention gets drawn to some nachos.] Whoa! Nachos! How much?!

Maxi-Mart Owner: All I got is some stuff left over from last night. I was gonna throw 'em out, but, pfft! Name your price!

Butt-Head: [He doesn't notice that the nachos are infested with roaches.] Uhh, ten cents?

Maxi-Mart Owner: Okay, you got a deal.

Butt-Head: Cool! Uhh, give me, like, a dozen!

[Back at the Gas n' Sip, Beavis is still standing by the vending machine, beating up on it.]

Beavis: BUTT-HEAD!!! WHERE ARE YOU?! Come on, I'm hungry! I'm, like, gonna die of starvation and stuff! That would be cool. [He turns his head to notice an M&M in the bottom of the machine.] M&M! M&M!! [He reaches inside to pull it out and he eats it.]

[Back at their house, Butt-Head is seen eating the nachos he just bought while watching TV.]

Announcer: Like an old friend; always there.

[He changes the channel.]

Female's Voice: He said he would be right back, Chuck! He just left me standing their by the vending machine! [The audience groans in the background.]

[He changes the channel again.]

Announcer: Hey! Aren't you forgetting something? Sour Cream and Salsa Pork Rinds!

Butt-Head: These nachos rule!

[Back at the Gas n' Sip, Beavis is STILL there!]

Beavis: BUTT-HEAD!!!

Sources[]

Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10


Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding


Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon


Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be


Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted


Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!


Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Vidiots · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller


Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer


Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead


Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down


Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters


Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · Abduction · Sleepover


Season 11: TBA

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