The Warrior is the fifteenth episode of Season 10 and the 260th overall episode of Beavis and Butt-Head.
Synopsis[]
After Beavis is challenged to a fight, Butt-Head trains him to not become a champion.
Plot[]
In the high school cafeteria, the two are amusing themselves by stepping on bags of ketchup to splatter their contents at the wall when Butt-Head steps on the wrong end of a bag, squirting its contents at a tall jock named Steve. Leaving Beavis holding the bag, Butt-Head watches as Steve challenges his counterpart to a fistfight at three o'clock in the parking lot.
After lunch, Beavis is scared about Steve kicking his ass when Butt-Head suggests that Beavis just kick Steve's ass instead, and promising Beavis to teach him all about fighting before three o'clock if Beavis just commits to the training hard enough and does whatever it takes.
They meet in the gym after Butt-Head's second lunch where he instructs Beavis to go to Maxi-Mart and buy him some nachos. Returning from the nacho run, Beavis thinks he has figured out Butt-Head's "unconventional methods": Paying for the nachos seems to be the exact same motion he can use to block punches, and carrying the nachos to school gave him some badly needed exercise. However, Butt-Head denies that was the purpose, and makes him fetch more nachos again and again in a non-training montage.
When Butt-Head can't eat any more, he decides to test what Beavis has learned so far, hitting him in the face. He then tells him to hold up his hands to protect his face, only to kick him in the testicles this time. Having not learned anything, Beavis decides to hide in the storage closet.
He is next seen wearing a make-shift suit of armor improvised from various pieces of sports equipment and protective gear strapped and taped to his body in all the wrong places, and armed with a hockey stick. Daring Butt-Head to try and hit him, Beavis then gets his stick stuck in the basketball basket. Butt-Head activates the electric basket raising mechanism, but the stick fails to dislodge while Beavis keeps clinging to it and is lifted to the gym ceiling before letting go and catching the stick in his jock strap. Butt-Head starts hitting his dangling companion with another hockey stick until he falls on the floor. They decide crunch time has come now, but find the parking lot empty since they are in fact an hour late. Oblivious, Beavis is overjoyed, thinking he won by default and is now the champion, but his friend punches him in the face, denying his championship and starting an extended fistfight.
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- YouTube: "How to Pose Men for Photography"
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Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10 · Season 11
Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding
Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon
Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Be All You Can Be · Friday Night
Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted
Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!
Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller
Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer
Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead
Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down
Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters
Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · The Ciabatta Zone · Warehouse · Abduction · Sleepover
Season 11: Braces · Heart Attack · Plumber's Helpers · A.I. · Scent of a Dumbass · New Couch · Nuts · Bike · Life Savers · Tattoo · Too Big To Fail · Metal Detector · Depositors · Nacho Shake · Ear · Dearly Departed · The Mission · Beavis H. · Work from Home · Bed and Breakfast · Million Dollar Reward · Get Well Soon · Oldholio · The Discoverers