[We open with Beavis and Butt-Head watching Iron Justice on TV. During the show, they see a thug about to walk into a building with a loaded gun, laughing all the while. Ironically, Beavis and Butt-Head are laughing as well. Suddenly, Iron Justice smashes through a wall and grabs the thug by his throat.]
Iron Justice: You are under arrest for violation of penal code 7538-7.
Beavis: [He laughs] He said "penal".
Butt-Head: Iron Justice is cool!
Beavis: Yeah! I wanna do that!
[They get up and go outside to recreate the scene, with Butt-Head acting as the thug, and Beavis standing outside.]
Butt-Head: I can't do this all day, dill-weed!
Beavis: Here I come! [He starts running for the house, head first.]
Butt-Head: [He laughs.] "Come".
[Suddenly, Beavis collides with the house, breaking a hole in the wall, then collapsing on top of their trashcans. Butt-Head goes outside to look.]
Butt-Head: Beavis, you wuss! You hardly made a dent. [He doesn't realize that Beavis has just killed himself.] Uhh, Beavis? Beavis, you wuss. Get up, dill-weed! [He kicks Beavis' corpse over, still unaware of what has happened.] Don't make me kick your ass, Beavis! [He starts laughing, and does exactly as he said he would.] I'm kicking your ass, Beavis! This is cool. Look at me, Beavis! I'm kicking your ass! "Kicking your ass"! [He laughs as he continues to literally kick Beavis' ass.]
[Meanwhile, Beavis is traveling into a glowing light with a heavenly choir singing in the background.]
Beavis: This music sucks!
[Elsewhere, Butt-Head has now given up, finally realizing Beavis has died. Butt-Head returns with a shovel and starts dragging Beavis behind him by his leg.]
Butt-Head: This sucks! Well, we better bury you, Beavis. You're already starting to stink.
[Meanwhile, Beavis finally arrives in Heaven, where he meets St. Peter.]
Beavis: Whoa! What is this?
St. Peter: Welcome to Heaven, Beavis.
Beavis: Whoa! Hey, are you, like, Santa Claus?
St. Peter: I am St. Peter.
[Elsewhere, Butt-Head drags Beavis to the back of their yard, and starts digging a hole, while singing the guitar riff of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man". Meanwhile, Beavis is seen asking St. Peter questions about Heaven.]
Beavis: So, like, in Heaven, will all the chicks do what I want?
St. Peter: No.
Beavis: That sucks! Can I get x-ray vision? Can I get some nachos?
St. Peter: [Starts to become annoyed with Beavis.] No!
Beavis: Are you sure this is Heaven?
[Back at their home, Butt-Head continues to dig the hole, this time singing "The Funeral March" in a death metal like style. Back in Heaven, St. Peter pulls out a book about Beavis' life.]
St. Peter: This is your life, Beavis. This book contains everything you've ever done throughout your entire life, no matter how insignificant.
Beavis: Whoa, really? You mean, like, every time I ever took a dump, it's in that book?
St. Peter: Yes.
Beavis: How about that time I peed in the gym?
St. Peter: [Becomes rather disgusted about that.] Uh, Yes.
[We then find Butt-Head becoming exhausted from digging a somewhat small hole. Suddenly, Collette comes in the yard and starts sniffing Beavis' corpse.]
Butt-Head: Hey! Get away from there! [He swings the shovel at Collette who runs away.] Beavis is not dog food! He's worm food. [He laughs at that thought and continues to dig.]
[Back in Heaven, St. Peter has began to read off all the moments of Beavis' life.]
St. Peter: And then, when you were 4, you mutilated an action figure in a most disturbing manner.
Beavis: Oh yeah! That was cool!
St. Peter: No, that sucked. When you were 5, you and your friend, Butt-Head, passed out chocolate laxatives in your kindergarten class.
Beavis: Yeah! That was really cool!
St. Peter: No, Beavis. That also sucked.
Beavis: What do you know, ass-wipe?!
St. Peter: I know everything, butt-munch! [He continues to read off more of Beavis' life, and becomes disgusted with the next entry.] And then on the third day of the fourth month of your 12th year, you touched yourself in an impure manner.
Beavis: You saw that?!
St. Peter: We see EVERYTHING!
Beavis: No way! I had the covers over me!
[Meanwhile, Butt-Head has given up on digging the hole, and starts to drag Beavis into it.]
Butt-Head: [He laughs.] "Worm food". [He tries to shove Beavis' corpse in the hole, but it won't fit, so Butt-Head starts pushing it in with his foot.] Come and get it, worms!
[Back in Heaven, St. Peter is becoming rather tired of reading off Beavis' life to him.]
St. Peter: And then, later that afternoon, you touched yourself in an impure manner again, using a bottle of hand lotion.
Beavis: Hey, this is starting to suck! Do I get into Heaven or not?
St. Peter: No!
[Soon enough, Beavis is exiled out of Heaven and sent straight to Hell, much to Beavis' excitement. Meanwhile, Butt-Head has finally stopped digging, and prepares to bury Beavis.]
Butt-Head: Uhh, I guess I should, like, say something. Uhh, I am here today, not to bury Beavis, but to, uhh... [He laughs, deciding to end his eulogy early.] Later, dude!
[But just as Butt-Head begins to bury Beavis, we find out Beavis was dreaming this all along. Butt-Head then comes outside and dumps water on him.]
Butt-Head: Wake up, butt-wipe! We're gonna miss Iron Justice!
Beavis: Oww! Whoa! I had this weird dream. I met this St. Peter dude.
Butt-Head: Saint WHO??
[The two start laughing because of the name Beavis just said.]