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Stewart Moves Away is the 16th episode in Season 5 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the 105th episode overall.

Plot[]

The duo discover Stewart's house empty without anyone home, and later encounter a pair of Moving Men taking all the Stevensons' good stuff and breaking all the bad stuff. they then tell Beavis and Butt-head to locate any good merchandise and tell them they might be movers like them. Without anything secret found(sans Mr. Stevenson's stack of dirty magazines), the Moving Men leave and tell the duo to break everything around Stewart's house. Later the Stevensons get back home and find it wrecked. Mr. Stevenson asks what happened around the house and also where the couch and TV disappeared too. The duo then say that the Moving Men took them, but it was revealed that the Stevensons were robbed. Mrs. Stevenson comes across Mr. Stevenson's dirty magazines, which Mr. Stevenson blames Stewart for having. The duo leave the house as Mrs. Stevenson beats Mr. Stevenson and he beats Stewart and thought the Stevensons' "new house" sucked worse than their current one.

Characters[]

Music Videos[]

  • Gwar - "Saddam a Go-Go"
  • Bobby McFerrin - "Don't Worry Be Happy"
  • Dinosaur Jr. - "Feel the Pain"

Transcript[]

[We open at Stewart's house, where Beavis and Butt-Head are trying to get one of the windows open to sneak inside.]

Butt-Head: I'm gonna kick Stewart's ass!

Beavis: Yeah! I can't believe he moved the Hide-A-Key! Bunghole!

[The two manage to finally get aside, and make their way towards the living room. Butt-Head turns on the TV and changes it over to one of the Pay-Per-View channels, namely, the porn channel.]

Announcer: Warning. The following feature presentation is not rated. It contains scenes of full frontal nudity and extreme violence. Viewer discretion is advised.

Butt-Head: YES!!

Beavis: YES!! YES!!

Butt-Head: Discretion is cool!

Beavis: PAY-PER-VIEW RULES!! IT RULES!!

[But as they begin watching their beloved porno, two burglars break down the front door.]

Butt-Head: WHOA!! Uhh, who are you guys?

Harlan: We're the damn moving men! Who the hell are you?!

Butt-Head: Uhh, these dudes that Stewart knows.

Ross: Yeah? Well, he don't live here no more!

[This doesn't seem to phase Beavis and Butt-Head at all, as the two burglars begins robbing the house right in front of them. The duo continue watching the porno movie.]

Beavis: WHOA, CHECK IT OUT, BUTT-HEAD!! A NAKED CHICK!!

Butt-Head: COOL!!

Harlan: [He steps in front of the TV and unplugs it.] Maybe you didn't hear me! Your little pal moved away, so get the hell out!

Beavis: COME ON, GET OUTTA THE WAY, THERE'S A NAKED CHICK!!!

Butt-Head: Yeah, Butt-munch!

Harlan: [He throws them across the room.] I SAID GET OUT!!

Butt-Head: These guys are cool!

Harlan: [He looks over the pair of chairs the duo were sitting on.] Hmm! His and her Barker Loungers! Might be worth something...

Ross: [He walks up with Stewart's chemistry set.] Check it out, Harlan! It's one of them "smoking devices"! [They both laugh at the thought.]

Butt-Head: Uhh, that's Stewart's chemistry set.

Beavis: Yeah. I can show you how to melt the carpet with it.

Ross: [Throws it on the ground, breaking it.] Oops! [He and Harlan laugh.]

Butt-Head: I thought moving men aren't supposed to break stuff?

Harlan: Listen here, punk! We don't have any use for this kind of crap! We just want the good stuff! [He proceeds to smash a glass stand with his foot.]

Ross: See?! CRAP! [They laugh some more.]

Butt-Head: [He has become enamored at their destruction.] These are the coolest dudes I have ever seen!

Beavis: Yeah! Me too!

Harlan: [He then picks up the TV they were watching.] Now, on the other hand, this TV, for example. See, I can get about 100 bucks for this baby!

Ross: [Walks by, carrying another TV.] Uhh, Harlan, buddy! [He signals for him to hurry up so they can leave.]

Harlan: Uhh... Tell ya what, boys. You help us locate the quality merchandise around this dump, and you can movers like us someday!

Butt-Head: We wanna be the kind of movers that take all the cool stuff!

Beavis: Yeah, and then take all the crap, AND BREAK IT!! BREAK IT, YEAH!!!

Harlan: See, you boys are quick learners!

[The boys then take Ross and Harlan around the house, but end up wasting their time looking for useless things, such as clothes from Mrs. Stevenson's underwear drawer.]

Butt-Head: There's plenty of cool stuff in here.

Beavis: [He pulls out a support bra.] WHOA!!! THIS IS PRETTY COOL!

Butt-Head: Yeah, check it out!

Beavis: Her boobs aren't too big, but when she wears it...

Ross: Dammit, quit screwing around!

Harlan: Let me explain, boys. We're looking for anything, you know, hidden or secret. You know, like nobody knows about it.

Butt-Head: Uhh, I know! Hey, Beavis... [He leans and whispers something to him. Harlan believes they may be onto to something, as they begin to dig through Mr. Stevenson's closet.]

Harlan: Keep going, boys! You're bound to find something cool!

Butt-Head: [He and Beavis reveal a rather large collection of porno magazines.] Here it is, dudes!

Beavis: Yeah! Stewart's dad's dirty magazines!

Butt-Head: We tore out all the pages with butts on them, but there's still plenty of good boobs left!

Ross: [He taps Harlan on the shoulder.] Yo, Harlan! We gotta hit the road, man!

Harlan: [He throws a bag over his shoulder.] Thanks anyways, boys. Maybe next time.

Butt-Head: Hey, wait! So, like, when do we get to be movers?

Beavis: Yeah, really! When do we get to break stuff?

Harlan: Well, yeah, why don't you boys practice breaking stuff around the house. But, we gotta be moving on!

[We then cut to Harlan and Ross loading up all the stolen items in the back of their van, while Beavis and Butt-Head watch as they drive away.]

Butt-Head: Someday, Beavis, that will be us. Well, we better get started breaking stuff. [He goes inside to start trashing the place, breaking everything in sight.]

Beavis: Yeah, and practice! [He starts kicking the door frame over and over.] YEAH, YEAH!! BREAK IT!! BREAK IT, YEAH!!

[Later on, we see the Stevenson's house has been completely destroyed by Beavis and Butt-Head.]

Butt-Head: Uhh, I guess that's everything, Beavis.

Beavis: Let's, like, break everything again!

Butt-Head: [He hears the family pulling into the driveway.] Uhh, they're back.

Beavis: I bet they'll hire us!

Butt-Head: Yeah! We did a good job!

[But once the Stevensons enter the house, their reactions are not what the two expected them to be, as they are horrified at the destruction.]

Beavis: Hey, how's it going?

Mr. Stevenson: [He walks up to the duo, enraged.] BEAVIS!! BUTT-HEAD!! WHAT HAPPENED?!? WHERE'S THE COUCH?!? WHERE'S THE TV?!?

Butt-Head: Uhh, the movers took it, dude.

Mr. Stevenson: [He screams in rage.] MOVERS?!?! YOU IDIOTS!!! WE'VE BEEN ROBBED!!!

Butt-Head: Robbed?? We were here all day! We didn't see any robbers!

Stewart: You guys are in BIG trouble!

Mrs. Stevenson: [She picks through the wreckage...] Who's dirty magazine is this?? [...and finds several magazines.] WET HOOTERS?!? [She angrily stares at Mr. Stevenson.]

Mr. Stevenson: [He starts to panic.] Uhhh, I... Hell, I don't know! Stewart?!

[As they start having a huge dispute about what has happened, Beavis and Butt-Head decide to leave.]

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. How come Stewart's dad's so pissed?

Butt-Head: I don't know. Maybe their new house sucked worse than this one.

Beavis: Yeah. [He starts imitating Mr. Stevenson's freakout.] "WE GOT ROBBED!!! WE GOT ROBBED!!!"

Butt-Head: [He laughs at Beavis' impression.] Yeah! What a dork! [The two start laughing.]

Trivia[]

  • The lines "The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers" and "The mother of all wars has begun" (both said during the GWAR music video) were originally from a speech given by Saddam Hussein on the eve of Desert Storm (1991).
  • The "Moving Men", Ross and Harlan later appear in the movie, Beavis and Butt-Head Do America, where they steal Beavis and Butt-Head's TV set in the beginning of the film and were the real hitmen that were hired by Muddy to kill his ex-wife, Dallas, but hired Beavis and Butt-Head instead.

Sources[]

Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10


Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding


Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon


Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be


Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted


Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!


Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Vidiots · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller


Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer


Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead


Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down


Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters


Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · Abduction · Sleepover


Season 11: TBA

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