[We open with the students of Highland High School entering a Driver's Education class, led by Coach Buzzcut. Among the students are Beavis and Butt-Head.]
Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis. It's like, I already know how to drive, so like, I don't really need to take this class.
Beavis: Yeah, me too. I've driven before.
Butt-Head: No, you haven't, Beavis. You drove bumper cars that one time, and you got stuck in the corner. Everyone was kicking your ass, even that little girl! [He laughs.]
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-Head! I drove a real car once! You weren't there, it was somewhere else. It was cool. [He starts making loud, obnoxious noises, imitating a car's engine.]
Coach Buzzcut: Permission slips and birth certificates! Let's see 'em! MOVE IT! MOVE IT! [Butt-Head hands his birth certificate and permission slip, with a forged signature from "Mrs. Butt-Head".] What are you staring at, BUTT-HEAD?! [Beavis then hands two pieces of paper that read "BIRF CURTIFIKIT, BEAVIS" and "PURMISHON SLIP, OK".] Waiting for a playful pat on the butt?! MOVE IT!!!
Butt-Head: This is gonna be cool! [He and Beavis enter the classroom. Once inside, he and Beavis are imitating driving cars with their desks, and Butt-Head shoves his desk into Beavis, simulating a car crash.]
Beavis: OW! Cut it out, butthole!
Coach Buzzcut: [He enters the classroom, slamming the door.] SHUT THE HELL UP!! Now, welcome to Driver's Ed. I'm required to tell you that the film we are about to see contains actual footage of gruesome car crashes.
Beavis: YEAH!!! YEAH!!! MULTIPLE CAR PILE-UPS!!!
Butt-Head: Car crashes rule!
Coach Buzzcut: It's nothing I haven't seen, but it may be too much for some you delicate types. [He scowls at one particular student upon that remark.] Now, no one's going to think you're a pantywaist if you can't take it, but if you can't, I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR PATHETIC, WEAK-WILLED LITTLE BUTT OUT OF HERE NOW!!! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS!!! [That particular student gets up and leaves with his head hanging low. Beavis and Butt-Head promptly start laughing at him.]
Butt-Head: That guy's a wuss!
Beavis: Yeah! He's a pantywuss!
Coach Buzzcut: SHUT UP!!! LIGHTS! [One student shuts the lights off while Buzzcut starts the film projector.]
[As the film begins to play, we see a shot of someone sliding out of control into another driver, as the screen gets splashed with blood. A title card zooms in, reading "Bloody Mess Behind the Wheel".]
Beavis: This movie's old.
Butt-Head: Yeah, this is from back when people were stupid.
Coach Buzzcut: QUIET!!!
Narrator: Most young people are conscientious citizens who drive defensively and obey all the applicable traffic laws.
[We see a shot of a driver giving a hand signal to a police officer while making a turn.]
Butt-Head: Look, he's flipping him off!
Coach Buzzcut: SHUT UP!!!
Narrator: But there's always going to be one or two bad apples in the bunch.
[The scene changes to two teenagers smoking cigarettes, which catches Beavis and Butt-Head's attention.]
Butt-Head: Those guys are cool!
Narrator: These two boys, let's call them "Finny" and "Franky", think they're cool. All their friends think they're cool. But unsafe driving is never cool!
Finny: Let's cruise, Franky!
Franky: Hey, cool!
[The two boys get in their car and drive off in a very reckless way, and start laughing very similarly like Beavis and Butt-Head.]
[As the video goes on, the boys are seen driving very fast down a road, and almost run over a boy scout, which excites Beavis.]
Beavis: FASTER!!! FASTER!!! YEAH, YEAH!!!
[They barely miss the boy scout, and continue laughing. All the while, Beavis and Butt-Head are laughing exactly the same way.]
Finny: Hang a Louie, Franky!
Butt-Head: [He laughs.] He said "loogie"!
Beavis: Yeah, and he said "hang", too! [They both laugh upon Beavis saying "hang".]
Finny: Louie, Franky! Louie!
Franky: Wait, first I gotta signal!
Finny: Don't be a square, Franky! Just hang it!
Franky: Alright, wisenheimer! [Franky makes the turn without signaling, and slam into an oncoming semi-truck. The screen then gets splashed with blood as they collide with the truck, frightening all the students watching, except Beavis and Butt-Head.]
Butt-Head: [Laughing at what has happened.] Splat!
Beavis: Yeah! Blap!
[The scene changes to a video titled "ACTUAL HIGHWAY PATROL FOOTAGE". We see the aftermath of the deadly crash, as a highway patrolman opens the door of the boys' wrecked car. Off-screen, the students scream in horror when they see their bodies splatter out of the car.]
Butt-Head: WHOA!! His brain fell out!
Beavis: "And this your brain. This is your brain on the street. Any questions?"
Butt-Head: That was cool!
[Later, we find Beavis, Butt-Head, and Coach Buzzcut in a training car for the class.]
Coach Buzzcut: Alright, Butt-Head, now pay attention. Just release the brake, and press gently on the accelerator.
Beavis: Yeah, dumbass! Drive!
Coach Buzzcut: Butt-Head! What is your problem?! Apply pressure to the accelerator! DO IT, NOW!!!
[Butt-Head laughs as he slams his foot on the accelerator, sending the car flying out of control, on to the street, and into the path of an oncoming semi-truck. They all scream in terror as they collide with the truck, while the screen gets splashed with blood, just like in the video they just watched!]