[We open to a sunrise around the neighborhood of Highland, including Beavis and Butt-Head's yard, which has been destroyed by Todd's car from a previous visit. We then cut to the interior of Beavis and Butt-Head's house to see Beavis eating nachos while watching MTV and Butt-Head sleeping. Beavis then clutches his stomach in pain, while Butt-Head changes the channel where a medical drama is playing.] Beavis: Noo
Woman: [Wakes up to the sound of her stomach growling.] Nausea again?? That horrible, clawing, pounding, aching!
Beavis: [Clutching his stomach in a similar fashion.] Yeah. Me too.
Woman: It couldn't be morning sickness, but what about these cravings?? ...My god! I better not be pregnant! [That word triggers a sense of fear in Beavis. As the scene continues, she's seen waking her boyfriend up.] JAKE!! GET ME SOME NACHOS!!
Beavis: [He stops when he notices he's holding a nacho in his hand and freezes in horror.]
[The scene changes to the emergency room, as doctors rush the woman inside as she goes into labor.]
Woman: Oh! Contractions! Oh, contractions!! IT'S COMING OUT!! I CAN FEEL IT!! [She screams in pain as the doctors rush her to the operating room.]
Beavis: [He's now in a sense of horror, realizing what might be happening to him.] Hey, Butt-Head. When people get pregnant, they have to be chicks, right?
Butt-Head: Uhhh, huh? [He wakes up, none the wiser of Beavis' situation, as Beavis continues to clutch his stomach.]
[We then cut to the Maxi-Mart and Beavis and Butt-Head are purchasing snacks, but Beavis is still writhing in pain. They pass by two woman, discussing their respective pregnancies.]
Pregnant Woman #1: Yeah, I stopped by to get one of those home pregnancy tests. So, I guess if it changes color, I'll be looking like you in no time. [Beavis overhears that and starts to panic.]
Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis. You should get one of those. [He points to a can of nacho cheese.]
Beavis: SHUT UP, BUTT-HEAD!! I DON'T NEED ONE OF THOSE!!
Butt-Head: What's your problem, dumbass?! I was just telling you to get some food, or something! [He walks off to get more stuff.]
Beavis: [He's becoming irritated at the situation he's made.] Oh yeah! Food! [He starts grabbing more cans of food.] FOOD, FOOD, FOOD!! SEE?!
Pregnant Woman #2: I keep losing my temper for no reason, and I feel like hell!
Pregnant Woman #1: Really? I find myself craving the strangest foods!
Beavis: [He looks to see one of the cans is a can of vegetables] VEGETABLES?! [He screams in horror and starts walking faster down the aisle.]
Pregnant Woman #2: Well, lately, I've been feeling like a total klutz! [As she says this, Beavis runs into a stack of diapers.]
Butt-Head: [He laughs at Beavis' mishap.] You dork!
Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. You know how those women got pregnant, right?
Butt-Head: Oh yeah. [He starts laughing, as he thinks about what they did to get pregnant.]
Beavis: They had to, like, do it, right?
Butt-Head: Yeah! They did it!
Beavis: Oh. I knew that. I was just, like, you know, testing you and stuff. [He laughs nervously and cries out in pain once more.]
Pregnant Woman #2: Girl, I can't believe you went and got yourself pregnant!
Beavis: [He freaks out when he hears her say that.] You can get yourself pregnant?! [He screams in sheer terror, snatching the pregnancy test kit out of her hands and runs.] GIMME ONE OF THOSE!!! [He then runs into Butt-Head.]
Butt-Head: What's with you, Beavis?? [He looks at Beavis, hiding the pregnancy test in his shirt.] You look like you're pregnant! [He laughs at Beavis, while Beavis becomes more and more terrified.]
[Back at their house, Beavis is still screaming in pain while inside the bathroom.]
Butt-Head: What the hell are you doing in there, butt-munch?!
Beavis: Uhhh, I'm just, uhhh, you know... I'm, like, you know, not doing anything! [He looks at the pregnancy test instructions.] Ok, that chick said it changes color when you're pregnant. Let's see... [He then reads it, but doesn't realize he's reading the Spanish translation.] Antes de que empiece la prueba... Ok. [He stands up.] Let's see, maybe it goes here. [He pokes it into his stomach.] Oww! ...Uhh, no. Ummm, let's see... [He looks at the instructions, seeing a woman urinating on the device's reading strip. He starts to laugh.] You're supposed to pee on it! [He unzips his pants and urinates all over the device.] Ahhhh! Better not change color... [He looks at the device.] IT TURNED YELLOW!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! [He screams in horror, and urinates all over the floor.]
[Soon after, Beavis returns and sits next to Butt-Head, trying to hide his terror.]
Beavis: [He clears his throats.] Hey, Butt-Head. I know this who, like, wants to know what it's like if you, you know, have babies.
Butt-Head: What a dork!
Beavis: Yeah, he's a real dumbass. But, you know, he's, like, you know, really wondering.
Butt-Head: It's, like, you're always wiping up crap and getting puke all over you.
Beavis: Cool! Uhh, I guess?
Butt-Head: But then, you have to watch all these, like, Barney videos and stuff. So you don't get to watch any cool TV for, like, years, or something.
Beavis: Whoa! Having babies sucks! [Beavis starts to become more worried now. He tries to change the channel to clear his mind, only to come across an anti-abortion PSA.]
Husband: But we already have three kids, honey. I'm not sure we can afford to have this one.
Wife: We'll find a way, darling, because the more children we have, the more love!
Narrator: Life: The beautiful alternative.
Beavis: [He changes the channel, but becomes more horrified to discover the same show he was watching earlier, now with the woman giving birth.]
Woman: [She screams in pain.] GIVE ME ANOTHER EPIDURAL, YOU MORON!! DON'T YOU TELL ME I FEEL FRESH!! I FEEL PAIN!! PAIN, YOU LITTLE TURDS!!! [She screams even louder.]
Beavis: [He starts to feel his stomach churning as the scene drives him into sheer panic. He starts to scream.] CONTRAPTIONS!!! CONTRAPTIONS!!! IT'S COMING OUT!!! I CAN FEEL IT!!! [He runs to the bathroom, while Butt-Head just laughs at his antics.]
[Later on, Beavis is heard screaming in pain, then the sound of a loud splash is heard, with Beavis letting out a relieved groan. He then flushes the toilet, and walks out.]
Beavis: Ahhh, that was cool! [He walks over to the couch and sits down next to Butt-Head.] Hey, how's it going?
Bryant Gumble: Ok, now to Willard for the weekend weather. So, tell us, Willard, weather or not!
Butt-Head: [He eats nachos with Beavis.] These guys think they're funny, but they're really just, like, stupid.
Beavis: Yeah, it's like when you think you're pregnant, but you really just have to take a big dump.
[Beavis sighs deeply, feeling a strong sense of relief knowing his "pregnancy" was just constipation, while he and Butt-Head continue watching Today and eating nachos.]