(We see Beavis and Butt-Head outside Highland High School. They are both standing by the flag pole. Beavis is pulling on the rope.)
Butt-Head: You're not doing it right, dumbass, give me that.
(Butt-Head takes the knot apart on the flagpole and the US flag falls down and lands on the duo.)
Butt-Head: Dammit, how are we supposed to get this dumb thing off?
(Beavis tries taking the rope out from the flag)
Beavis: Hang on, I almost got it.
Butt-Head: Dammit Beavis, get out of there.
(Butt-Head pulls the flag away from Beavis)
Beavis: Cut it out, Butt-Head!
(As the two fight over the flag, Coach Buzzcut walks up to them, infuriated over what he sees)
Coach Buzzcut: WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!?
Beavis: Um...I don't know (laughs)
Buzzcut: PICK UP THAT FLAG OFF THE GROUND RIGHT NOW!
(Butt-Head picks up the flag and holds it)
Buzzcut: Now, get your sorry asses in here. It's time you learned a little respect for this country!
(We cut to Buzzcut, Beavis, and Butt-Head in a classroom)
Buzzcut: This may come as a surprise for you worthless sacks of dung, but that flag you were violating stands for something! Truth, justice, democracy, a way of life that sets our glorious nation apart from all others! Now what do you have to say for yourself!?
Beavis: (laughs) Dung.
Buzzcut: I want you to write a paper about what our history means to you, and I better see some deference to our founding fathers who gave their all for life as we know it! Now get busy!
(Buzzcut walks out of the room)
Butt-Head: Uh...this sucks.
(The two fall asleep and a dream cloud suddenly appears from Beavis. We see what appears to be a battle of the American Revolutionary War. Beavis suddenly appears almost looking like Rambo with a machine gun and an American bandana)
Beavis: DUH DUH DUH! (Starts firing his machine gun) Take that, you commie buttholes! (He stops firing his machine gun and pulls out a grenade.) You want some to?! Yeah.
(He throws the grenade into a British group of soldiers as it explodes. Beavis flexes his muscles in accomplishment. We then go back to the classroom as the two are still sleeping and we now go to Butt-Head's dream. Butt-Head appears to be riding a horse resembling Paul Revere)
Butt-Head: Uh...the Yiddish are coming! (laughs) The Yiddish are coming! Uh...slow down!
(Butt-Head stops his horse in front of a house and falls trying to get down from it. We see inside the house and what appears to be Betsy Ross knitting the first American flag. Butt-Head comes up to her and puts his hand on her shoulder)
Butt-Head: Hey, baby. (laughs) What's under the flag?
(Betsy Ross turns around and is revealed to be Beavis)
Beavis: Hey, how's it going?
Butt-Head: (horrified) UUUHHH! (walks away and suddenly wakes up from his nightmare) Uh...what are you doing?
(Beavis wakes up)
Beavis: Huh? Uh...homework.
(Beavis goes back to sleep)
Butt-Head: Yeah.
(He goes back to sleep as well)
(A dream cloud appears from Butt-Head and we see him as Abraham Lincoln giving the Gettysburg Address speech)
Butt-Head: When I almost scored with four chicks seven years ago, this one chick's father brought forth on me a prostitute. (laughs) Because some dudes weren't created equal. (laughs)
(The crowd cheers)
Butt-Head: Yeah. (laughs)
Dave: Play some Skynyrd, man!
(Butt-Head headbangs while the others surrounding him do it as well)
(We then see that the two are still sleeping and we cut to Beavis' dream. Beavis is at the Second Congenital... er, Continental Congress, dressed like Benjamin Franklin)
Thomas Jefferson: All men are endowed by their Creator with certain inalienable rights, and among these are Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness. Er...have you anything to add, Compatriot Beavis?
Beavis: Um...OK, yeah, heh, let me think, how 'bout this? Um...all chicks shall, um, be required to do it with us, m-heh-heh, at all times... E Pluribus Unum.
Thomas Jefferson: A damn fine idea, lad!
Everyone: HEAR, HEAR!
Beavis: YEAH! YEAH! HEAR, HEAR!
(We suddenly hear the sound of a door slamming open and cut back to the classroom where Buzzcut sees they haven't written a single word)
Buzzcut: WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!
(Beavis and Butt-Head wake up, yelling in alarm)
Butt-Head: Uh...not too much.
(Beavis has his paper stuck on his head)
Beavis: Yeah, yeah...nothing really.
Buzzcut: I can see that! You know what I consider people like you?! (takes their papers away from them, looks at them seeing nothing and crumples them) People like you who show such blatant disrespect for the morals and values that this nation was founded upon?! (right in their faces) The enemy! That's what I consider you! This written report has just become an oral report and we're gonna stay here for as long as it takes for you two failures to come up with something thoughtful to say about the history of this country!
Butt-Head: Uh...okay.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah...uh let's see, yeah.
Butt-Head: Uh...
Buzzcut: So?!
Butt-Head: What?
Beavis: Yeah (laughs), so what?
Buzzcut: (extremely angry, voice cracking) WHAT CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT OUR FOUNDING FATHERS?!?
Butt-Head: Well, uh...once we tried to find Beavis' father, but we never did because his mom's a slut.
Beavis: Oh yeah. (laughs)
(Buzzcut's face turns dark red, now extremely infuriated, as he growls and beats the duo up. The force is so hard it causes the US flag in the classroom to completely fall off along with its pole)
END