Needle Dicks is the twentieth episode of Season 10 and the 265th overall episode of Beavis and Butt-Head.
Summary[]
Mr. Van Driessen suggests that Beavis and Butt-Head try acupuncture, and Beavis is loving it.
Plot[]
At school, Mr. Van Driessen has noticed that Beavis and Butt-Head have had trouble concentating, which he thinks is anxiety- and stress-related. He suggests they try accupuncture.
At the alternative healing center, the two are treated individually by different accupuncturists. Butt-Head starts fighting back tooth and nail when it finally dawns on him they intend to stick needles into his face. Beavis on the other hand does not even notice his therapist sticking about 50 needles in his face until she tells him she did. He then enjoys the experience immensely, feeling calm, relaxed and balanced. When the accupuncturist is called away to help defend the remains of the practice against the raging Butt-Head, Beavis just walks out with the needles still in his face.
Arriving at home, the sight of a serene Beavis with a face full of needles once again sets off Butt-Head who tries to slap him but only hurts his own hand on Beavis' needles. Beavis suggests Butt-Head should try having needles in his own face in order to calm down and feel better.
The two go out on a stroll, with Butt-Head getting ever more annoyed about Beavis' serenity and needles, finally confronting him. Beavis calmly agrees he does indeed have a problem: Not enough needles. He immediately stops by a sewing shop to buy an entire box full of needles, plastering his whole body with them by the time he returns to their couch. He has even added some tack pins, a fork and a tiny cocktail umbrella for good measure. It gets Butt-Head so mad he cannot even look at Beavis, who happily shows Butt-Head how he can now play Enter Sandman by plucking his needles.
At this point, Beavis thinks the only way to make this great day even better is a spot of masturbation, so he locks himself in the bathroom and starts "spanking his monkey", albeit without removing any needles first. Soon, Beavis' tortured screams can be heard from the bathroom as he has apparently driven several needles deeply into his penis, painfully ending his infatuation with accupuncture, to Butt-Heads great delight.
Characters[]
- Beavis
- Butt-Head
- Mr. Van Driessen
- Shirley Beavis and Motley Crue Roadies (indirectly mentioned as parents)
- Acupuncturists
Videos[]
- YouTube: Doug Zed - "How To Scream: 4 Simple Steps for Complete Beginners"
Gallery[]
Beavis and his needles
Trivia[]
Sources[]
Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10 · Season 11
Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding
Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon
Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be
Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted
Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!
Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller
Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer
Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead
Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down
Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters
Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · Abduction · Sleepover
Season 11: Untitled 270th Episode · Untitled 271st Episode · TBA