Married is the tenth episode of Season 10 and the 255th overall episode of Beavis and Butt-Head.
Summary[]
Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head accidentally get married, causing their neighbor to feel bad about slapping them in the past.
Plot[]
Middle-aged Beavis and Butt-Head are heading out to Burger World, with Butt-Head making a pass at their pretty young female blond neighbour and getting shot down in flames like many times before. To make things worse, their car is being impounded since they have amassed over $500 in unpaid parking tickets. Their drivers licences are suspended until they pay the fines.
They head to the county clerk in an attempt to get their licences back but the line is too long for their taste. Luckily they discover another counter with no line in front of it, failing to notice it is the one for marriage licences, not drivers licences. Asked how their "special day" went so far by the clerk, they tell her about the encounters with the neighbour and the police, which she mistakes for gay bashing. The duo, in turn, take her offer of a marriage licence for a proposal, deluding themselves to think they are finally going to score as the clerk wants a three-way with them but is too old-fashioned to have pre-marital sex. The ceremony is completed then and there, and Butt-Head invites her back to their apartment but she declines since her shift is not finished yet.
Back home at their pitiful dump, the blonde young neighbour from before catches their small talk and correctly surmises they got married to each other but wrongly takes that to mean they are a gay couple, leading her to now regret all the times she rightly slapped the dirty old men for putting creepy old-man moves on her. To make up for it, she takes them out to Burger World. While she is getting the order, Beavis and Butt-Head delude themselves into thinking they might be able to rope the neighbour chick into their three-way later, and start fighting over who gets to do her first. Beavis leaves in a huff just when the neighbour returns with the food. Butt-Head tells her to forget about him and invites her back home to their place to have sex, earning himself the next violent put-down.
Beavis and Butt-Head now head back to the county office to get a divorce from the clerk, only to learn she is having lunch with her husband and also they would need to hire a lawyer and pay a $500 filing fee to get a divorce. They decide they'd rather spend that money at the impound on getting their car back, and just pretend they never got married.
It turns out the passenger seat has been stolen out of their ancient Ford Festiva at the impound lot, so Beavis squeezes into the driver's seat next to Butt-Head for the ride home. They pass a couple children playing telephone across the street, and their tin cans on a string get entangled in the duo's car. This sight once again leads two pretty young women on a street corner to get all beady-eyed at what they take to be a "sweet old gay couple" while the dirty old geezers leer inanely at them before driving off into the sunset.
Characters[]
- Old Beavis
- Old Butt-Head
- Shawna
- Janice
Videos[]
- YouTube: "My NYC Apartment Tour"
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- Janice, the county clerk, is voiced by Ashley Gardner, who voiced Nancy Gribble in fellow Judge series King of the Hill.
- This is Rachael MacFarlane's second role in the series, the first was in "The New Enemy", where she voiced Joanna.
- This is Burger World's first appearance in an Old Beavis and Butt-Head episode, having previously been mentioned in "Home Aide". It seems like the middle-aged duo haven't been banned from it, despite getting fired in 1999 for undisclosed reasons.
Sources[]
Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10 · Season 11
Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding
Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon
Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Be All You Can Be · Friday Night
Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted
Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!
Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller
Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer
Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead
Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down
Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters
Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · The Ciabatta Zone · Warehouse · Abduction · Sleepover
Season 11: Braces · Heart Attack · Plumber's Helpers · A.I. · Scent of a Dumbass · New Couch · Nuts · Bike · Life Savers · Tattoo · Too Big To Fail · Metal Detector · Depositors · Nacho Shake · Ear · Dearly Departed · The Mission · Beavis H. · Work from Home · Bed and Breakfast · Million Dollar Reward · Get Well Soon · Oldholio · The Discoverers