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Manners Suck is the 21st episode of Season 4 of Beavis and Butt-head. It is the 78th episode overall.

Plot[]

The duo is watching a TV show about an old lady training her dog. Then the scene goes to Highland High School where Mr. Van Driessen tells the students that some parents want the students to learn good manners. So he introduces Mr. Manners. Mr. Manners tells the students that they're going to do a little bit of role play but Beavis and Butt-head mistake this for something else. So Mr. Manners has Beavis play a waiter and Butt-Head play a customer and he tries to get them to say some manners but it doesn't work. After Butt-head tells Beavis to get him some nachos and calls him a butt wipe, Mr. Manners gets mad and grabs Butt-head and warns him by saying "This is my job, this is how I make money" and to not mess with him. Beavis and Butt-head joke inappropriately about Mr. Manners. That horrifies him and he angrily turns his attention to Beavis and tries to strangle him, but Mr. Van Driessen comes in and after Beavis confirms that Mr. Manners hit him, the latter and Mr. Van Driessen get into a fight. After that, Beavis and Butt-Head finally learn their manners, by stating "No, thank you, Sir" and "Thank you, drive through," as Mr. Van Driessen and Mr. Manners head out of the classroom whilst continuing to fight.

Later on in the boy's bathroom, Beavis and Butt-Head use their manners to release poop from their bowels.

Characters[]

Music Videos[]

  • Green Day - "Longview"
  • Prong - "Snap Your Fingers, Snap Your Neck"
  • Styx - "Too Much Time on My Hands"

Censorship[]

  • On the Mike Judge Collection Volume 1, the scene where Beavis and Butt-head use manners to release poop from their bowels is cut. However, it is included as an Easter Egg on the first DVD.

Trivia[]

  • Mr. Manners makes his return in "Candy Sale" as Mr. Candy.
  • The actor/comedian David Spade provides the voice of Mr Manners.
  • It is revealed the students are (secretly afraid) of Mr. Buzzcut, as they go quiet when Mr Van Driessen asks if he needs to bring him into the classroom to get them to be quiet.

Goofs[]

  • In two scenes, you can see Mr. Manner's hair go from blonde to brown, then back to blonde. In "Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead" this error is still there and seen on that episode due to being a clip from this episode.

Transcript[]

Act 1[]

(Beavis and Butt-head are watching an old lady teaching her dog manners.)
Beavis: This sucks.
Butt-head: Yeah. I'll bet they put stuff that sucks on TV to make us go to school.
Beavis: Umm, I think it's working.

Act 2[]

(Mr. Manners about to start some "fun" activities)
Mr. Manners: Now I need a couple of volunteers.
Butt-head: Uhh, pole-play?
Beavis: Yeah heh heh, I can do that.
Mr. Manners: Ok, but what's the magic word?
Butt-head: Uhh...
Beavis: Um, heh... Abracadabra?
Mr. Manners: Now, come on, what do you say when you want something?
Butt-head: Oh uhh, Buttwipe? (Begin to laugh)
Beavis: Yeah heh heh. Give me something Butt-wipe! Bunghole!
Butt-head: Yeah. Huh huh huh.
Beavis: Heh heh. Bunghole...
(Butt-head continues to laugh.)

Act 3[]

(The two start their "fore-playing.")
Mr. Manners: Beavis, say something like "Good evening, sir, my name is Beavis. Welcome to our restaurant. May I take your order, please?

(Beavis freezes)

Mr. Manners: Go ahead! We're waiting!
Beavis: Um, hi, Butt-head. (Starts writing)
Butt-head: Hi, Master Beavis.
Beavis: I was supposed to introduced me, Bunghole! (He continues writing.) Um.. Um.. welcome, to, uh, a restaurant, yeah. Can you, like, take my order?
Butt-head: Yeah! Get me some nachos, butt-wipe!
(Mr. Manners approaches and grabs Butt-Head angrily.)
Butt Head: Ah!
Mr. Manners: Listen, you little... twerp! This is my job! This is how I make money! Don't screw with me! Now, how bout using some manners?
Butt-head: Huh, huh! Manners suck! (Title of the episode.)
Beavis: Hey Butt-head, don't screw with him.
Butt-head: Yeah, he sure does like to touch.
Beavis: Yeah, he tried to touch my wiener.
Mr. Manners: (horrified) WHAT?! (He grabs Beavis.) You little liar!

(Mr. Manners angrily tries to attack Beavis.)

Beavis: BACK OFF, YOU PERVERT!

Mr. Manners: He's lying!

(Mr Van Driessen enters the room and angered, comes to the rescue by separating the two.)

Mr Van Driessen: Hey! Don't you dare lay a finger on my students! Beavis, did he hit you?

Beavis: Yes, Sir, he did. Thank you for your concern.

(Mr. Manners, enraged, tries to attack Beavis again, but Mr Van Driessen stops him.)

Mr Manners: WHY, YOU LITTLE DIRTBALL!

Mr Van Driessen: YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY STUDENTS?! I'LL TOUCH YOU!

(They get into a fight. The class begin to cheer.)

Mr Manners: I'LL GET YOU, YOU LITTLE PUNK!

Butt-head: Er, no, thank you, Sir.

Beavis: Yeah. Thank you, drive through.

(The teacher and Mr Manners are still fighting.)

Mr Van Driessen: Stop it! Stop it!

Mr Manners: You're dead, hippie!

Mr Van Driessen: YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL, JACKASS!

Mr Manners: You're going down, Woodstock!

Mr Van Driessen: TAKE THAT, YOU FASCIST!

(They both head out, STILL FIGHTING.) Beavis and Butt-head watch them, laughing.)

Mr Manners: YOU'RE HURTING ME! Security!

Mr Van Driessen: Let go!

Act 4[]

Butt-head: Please, come out. Please?
(Butt-head's turd drops)
Beavis: Yeah. Me too. (struggling) Hey Butt-head, it's not coming out.
Butt-head: Maybe you should try using manners, Beavis.
Beavis: Oh yeah. Um, please come out of my butt. (straining) Please?! (big turd drops) Ahhhhh! Heh heh. Thank you, drive through.
Butt-head Manners. Hey Beavis, would you please wipe my butt?
(They both laugh.)

Sources[]

Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10


Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding


Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon


Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be


Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted


Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!


Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Vidiots · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller


Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer


Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead


Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down


Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters


Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · Abduction · Sleepover


Season 11: TBA

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