Killing Time is the 2nd episode in Season 5 of Beavis and Butt-head. It is the overall 95th episode.


Its 3:58 P.M. and the duo is watching wrestling then Butt-head turned the TV off and he tells Beavis that nothings on for 2 hours (indicating there's nothing good on). So they try to thing of something to do now its 4:01 P.M. Beavis and Butt-Head are still doing nothing but then Beavis starts to annoy Butt-Head now its 4:07 P.M. And Beavis suggests they stand now its 4:14 P.M. and Beavis and Butt-Head are staring at their fuse box and they try to throw up to see if it passes time but they can't now its 4:27 P.M. So they try to play a game which injures Beavis now its 4:54 P.M. the guys are sitting on the sidewalk and Butt-Head makes a joke saying they could do homework. Now its 5:07 P.M. there still laughing about Butt-Head's joke then Stewart walks up and the guys think that Stewart could kill some time so he lists off things they could do which makes Beavis and Butt-Head leave. Now its 5:45 P.M. the duo are back at their home and they look super bored now its 5:51 P.M. they still look bored now its 5:56 P.M. the guys look like there going crazy now its 5:59 P.M. Butt-Head lifts the remote and turns on the TV showing some acrobatics and Beavis and Butt-Head look normal again then the duo talks about TV saying TV was always around, but has more channels now.



Transcript Edit

[3:58 P.M.]

[We open with Beavis and Butt-Head watching wrestling on tv, as one wrestler starts attacking the crowd after losing a match.]

Announcer #1: And Gargantua's heading into the crowd!

Announcer #2: Something tells me he's really mad!

Announcer #3: I'll say he is, Dave! Now, he's just acting like a big kid! Well, that about wraps it up for World Wrestling Universe. Stay tuned for Senior Citizens Golf next!

[At this point, Butt-Head turns off the tv, much to Beavis' surprise.]

Beavis: What'd you do that for?

Butt-Head: Nothing's on for two hours, dude. Uhh, you know what that means, dude.

Beavis: Uhh, what?

Butt-Head: It means we have to, like, do something.

[They sit there and start laughing, feeling very confused about what to do in this predicament.]

[4:01 P.M.]

[They are still sitting on the couch, contemplating what to do.]

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. How long until something's good on tv?

Butt-Head: Uhh, two hours, dude.

Beavis: ...Hey, Butt-Head. How long until something-

Butt-Head: [He stops him mid-sentence.] Beavis! Shut up or I'll kick your ass!

Beavis: ...Hey, Butt-Head. How long- [Butt-Head slaps him since he won't stop asking.] OWW!! This sucks! What do we do?!

Butt-Head: Uhh, maybe we should, like, think of something.

Beavis: Umm, ok. [He and Butt-Head try to think of something for a good ten seconds.] ...Thinking sucks!

[4:07 P.M.]

Beavis: I know! Let's stand up.

Butt-Head: Uhh, ok.

[They stand up, then look around.]

Butt-Head: That was pretty cool. Now what?

Beavis: Uhh, let's stand again.

Butt-Head: [He looks down at his feet.] Uhh, how?

[4:14 P.M.]

[We now find the duo outside looking at their house's electric meter.]

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. I think I might throw up.

Butt-Head: Cool! That might, like, take some time.

Beavis: [He starts belching and tries to vomit, but fails.] I can't... I can't do it, Butt-Head.

Butt-Head: [He tries as well, but fails too.] Me neither, and there's, like, an hour and a lot of minutes before something good's on tv. Time sucks!

[4:27 P.M.]

[We now find the duo attempting to play a game with a trash can.]

Butt-Head: Now remember the rules, Beavis. I throw at you, then you throw it at me.

Beavis: Umm, I don't get it. How do you win? [Butt-Head throws the trashcan at Beavis, which hits him in the face.]

Butt-Head: [He starts laughing.] That was cool!

[4:54 P.M.]

[Now, the duo are sitting on the sidewalk.]

Beavis: What do we do now?

Butt-Head: Uhh, we could do homework. [He and Beavis start laughing at what Butt-Head just said.]

[5:07 P.M.]

[The duo is still laughing at what Butt-Head said.]

Butt-Head: "Homework".

Stewart: [He walks up to them.] Hey, guys! What are you doing?

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head! Stewart can, like, kill some time!

Butt-Head: Cool! Uhh, say something, Stewart.

Stewart: Really?! You wanna talk to me?! Wow, that's cool! Let's go to the mall!

Butt-Head: [He then realizes something...] This sucks!

[Beavis and Butt-Head end up leaving Stewart on the sidewalk.]

[5:45 P.M.]

[The duo have become so bored, that Beavis let's his jaw drop down.]

[5:51 P.M.]

[Butt-Head sniffs his finger, while Beavis twitches from sheer boredom.]

[5:56 P.M.]

[Butt-Head is now watching the clock ticking away, while Beavis picks his nose.]

[5:59 P.M.]

[Beavis is chattering rapidly, while Butt-Head slowly pulls the remote up to turn on the tv, and the duo start watching, of all things, an infomercial for an exercise machine!]

Announcer: No need for diets? No time for the gym? Well then, try Multi-Flex! The only spring loaded hip reducer, invented by super-model, Suzanne Somers!

Butt-Head: Beavis, we are about to see the promised land.

[We then see Suzanne Somers on the machine, about to demonstrate an exercise.]

Announcer: Now, here's an exercise you can do while watching tv.

[She begins to demonstrate by spreading her legs repeatedly with the machine, which excites the duo very much.]

Butt-Head: WHOA!!

Beavis: YEAH!!

Butt-Head: WHOA!!

Beavis: YEAH!!

Butt-Head: WHOA!!

Beavis: YEAH!! [He turns to Butt-Head.] Hey, Butt-Head. What did people do before they had tv?

Butt-Head: Don't be stupid, Beavis! There's always been tv, there's just more channels now.

Beavis: Progress is cool!

Butt-Head: [He looks down to notice his pants have progressed.] Yeah! [This causes the duo to start laughing.]


Episode List
Pilot ·Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8

Pilot: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding

Season 1: Door-To-Door · Give Blood · Balloon

Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 · At the Movies · No Laughing · No Laughing Part 2 · The Butt-head Experience · Lawn and Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes 'R' Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be

Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Kidnapped Part 2 · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-head · Citizen Butt-head Part 2 · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God Part 2 · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head · Closing Time · Most Wanted

Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr. Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!

Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal? · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller

Season 6: Bungholio: The Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · U.S. History · Feel A Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart Is Missing · Gang Of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer

Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike! · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding Dong Ditch · Just For Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nosebleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take A Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · TV Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That Is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work Is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambé · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-head Are Dead

Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down

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