Holy Cornholio

Holy Cornholio is the 5th episode in Season 8 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the 205th episode overall.

Plot[]

Beavis and Butt-Head are playing with one of Stewart's army action figures in the garage at his house. Beavis pretends to sodomize it with a wood screw, only it goes through Beavis' hand, with the doll stuck to his bloody palm. Butt-Head tries to remove it with a cordless screwdriver, only driving it in deeper and through Beavis' other hand as well, much to Stewart's concerned horror.

Butt-Head takes him to the hospital where a doctor removes the toy and gives Beavis pain medication, warning him not to take more than one pill a day since it can cause hyperactivity, especially in younger patients. Ignoring the recommended dose, Beavis takes many of them and transforms into Cornholio.

Meanwhile, several members of a cult are also at the hospital where their beloved cult leader, a.k.a. Myron Turtlebaum, passes away, and they believe that he will be reincarnated as a different person. They come across Cornholio in the lobby. Seeing the "stigmata" in his hands and hearing him "speaking in tongues" leads them to believe he has to be the new vessel of their cult leader. Confused by his words and actions, they decide to take him to their compound, along with Butt-Head as a prophet. When Stewart checks on the duo outside the hospital, Butt-Head tells him to leave and rides off in the cult's van in the hopes of scoring.

At the temple, everyone keeps following Cornholio's demands to bring him toilet paper while Butt-Head unsuccessfully tries to score. The cult notices their Beloved Leader still seems dissatisfied and decide to have a ceremony that night and a "Great Conception" the next morning. At the ceremony, everyone is listening to Cornholio's sermon when he turns back into Beavis and walks off the stage exhausted. A couple cult members try to explain the Great Conception is planned for the next day, but Beavis and Butt-Head just want to go home, not understanding what they mean or caring to listen.

As the duo complains about the cult being full of chicks not interested in sex, the women are all excitedly preparing to have sex with them at the Great Conception. The next day, Stewart shows up at Butt-Head's house to make sure that Beavis is OK and get him to sign a form from his father so they won't sue him. Members of the cult also come to the door to get their Beloved Leader but much to their confusion, Beavis blows them off. Annoyed, he names Stewart the "Beloved" and tells them to bother him instead before closing the door. The cult takes Stewart away, telling him about the Great Conception, and he rejoices about all sex he is now going to have while Beavis and Butt-Head call him a dumbass, forever oblivious to what they have given up.

Characters[]

Beavis
- Cornholio
Butt-Head
Stewart Stevenson
Mr. Stevenson (mentioned)
Cult Leader (single appearance)
Cult Members (single appearances)

Featured Videos[]

A clip from Jersey Shore
T-Baby - "It's So Cold in the D"
Cage the Elephant - "In One Ear"
A clip from Teen Mom
A clip from Teen Mom (Continued)

Trivia[]

This is Cornholio's first and only appearance in the 2011 revival, and the first time Beavis turns into Cornholio since his and Butt-Head's guest appearances on Celebrity Deathmatch in 2001. Beavis wouldn't turn into Cornholio again until Beavis and Butt-Head Do the Universe.

Goofs[]

When the cult members kneel at Cornholio's command, the hair color of one of the women changes from red to blonde.
When Stewart sees Beavis and Butt-Head and asks if Beavis is ok, you can see the front passenger window go from having no tint to having a tint.
The DVD treats this episode as a 2-parter.