Frog Baseball was one of two pilot episodes of Beavis and Butt-head (the other being Peace, Love and Understanding) which aired as segments on MTV's Liquid Television program. It was first aired on September 22, 1992.

{Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting on the couch, flipping through the channels.}

TV NARRATOR #1: …I guarantee it.

{Channel Changes, television displays a man next to the text "Cop Rock Weekdays at 9:00 PM TV39".}

TV NARRATOR #2: …Tonight at nine…

{Channel changes again, television displays a woman doing leg exercises.}

TV NARRATOR #3: …Then I found Thigh-Master. With Thigh-Master, it's easy to squeeze, squeeze your way to more shapely hips and thighs.


{Theme song plays, after the title screen Beavis and Butt-Head are shown standing in a field. Beavis is trying to light a firecracker attached to a large insect.}

BUTT-HEAD: Light one in his butt. {Both laughing.}

{Beavis succeeds in lighting the firecracker and throws it on the ground where it explodes, shredding the insect.}

BUTT-HEAD: That was cool.

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD: {Simultaneously, to the theme of I am Iron Man} Da da da-da-da, da-na-na-na-na-na da-da-da, da-da…

{A frog hops into the scene.}

BEAVIS: Dude, a frog.

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD: {Simultaneously} Frog Baseball!

{Both run to catch the frog.}

BEAVIS: Get him!

{Beavis grabs the frog and pitches it to Butt-Head, who swings a bat but misses.}

BEAVIS: Strike one.

{Beavis pitches the frog again to Butt-Head, who misses again.}

BEAVIS: Strike two.

{Beavis pitches a third time, and Butt-Head misses yet again.}

BEAVIS: Strike three-aah! {Butt-Head clubs Beavis in the back of the head with the bat.}

BUTT-HEAD: Ball, huh-huh-huh.

{Butt-Head throws the frog in the air himself and hits it squarely with the bat.}


{The frog falls to the ground, a bloody mess. Both are laughing.}

BUTT-HEAD: That was cool.

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD: {Simultaneously, to the theme of I am Smoke on the Water.} Da da da, da da da-na, da da da da-da…

{Pan out to reveal a poodle standing in the field.}

BEAVIS: Woah, check it out Butt-Head, Mrs. Higgin's poodle.

BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD: {Simultaneously.} Dog baseball!

{Both chase after the oblivious poodle as the screen fades into the credits. A thud and yelping sound can be heard during the credits.}

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