{Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting on the couch, flipping through the channels.}
TV NARRATOR #1: ...I guarantee it.
{Channel Changes, television displays a man next to the text "Cop Rock Weekdays at 9:00 PM TV39".}
TV NARRATOR #2: ...Tonight at nine...
{Channel changes again, television displays a woman doing leg exercises.}
SUZANNE SOMERS: ...Then I found Thigh-Master. With Thigh-Master, it's easy to squeeze, squeeze your way to more shapely hips and thighs.
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD: {Both laugh}
{Theme song plays, after the title screen Beavis and Butt-Head are shown standing in a field. Beavis is trying to light a firecracker attached to a large insect.}
BUTT-HEAD: Light one in his butt. {Both laughing.}
{Beavis succeeds in lighting the firecracker and throws it on the ground where it explodes, shredding the insect.}
BUTT-HEAD: That was cool.
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD: {Simultaneously, to the theme of I am Iron Man} Da da da-da-da, da-na-na-na-na-na da-da-da, da-da...
{A frog hops into the scene.}
BEAVIS: Dude, a frog.
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD: {Simultaneously} Frooooooggg Baseballllllll!!!
{Both run to catch the frog.}
BEAVIS: Get him!
{Beavis grabs the frog and pitches it to Butt-Head, who swings a bat but misses.}
BEAVIS: Strike one.
{Beavis pitches the frog again to Butt-Head, who misses again.}
BEAVIS: Strike two.
{Beavis pitches a third time, and Butt-Head misses yet again.}
BEAVIS: Strike three-aah! {Butt-Head clubs Beavis in the back of the head with the bat.}
BUTT-HEAD: Ball, huh-huh-huh.
{Butt-Head throws the frog in the air himself and hits it squarely with the bat.}
BEAVIS: Yes!
{The frog falls to the ground, a bloody mess. Both are laughing.}
BUTT-HEAD: That was cool.
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD: {Simultaneously, to the theme of I am Smoke on the Water.} Da da da, da da da-na, da da da da-da...
{Pan out to reveal a poodle standing in the field.}
BEAVIS: Woah, check it out Butt-Head, Mrs. Higgin's poodle.
BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD: {Simultaneously.} Dogggggggg baseballlllllllll!!!!
{Both chase after the oblivious poodle as the screen fades into the credits. A thud and yelping sound can be heard during the credits.}