Friday Night is the 25th episode of Season 2 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the 30th overall episode.


The episode starts off as Beavis is on the couch, watching a parody of "This Old House", where the host Susan helps the viewers how to get a divorce. Butt-Head comes into the room, excited and air guitaring, and asks Beavis if he's ready, as it's Friday night and the two are to go out on a night on the town. The duo ready themselves out in a parking lot, and get their "condominiums and raincoats" checked, both "ribbed for her pleasure", as they are out on the prowl, but both just make their way to the Maxi Mart.

While loitering and sipping at their slushies, Butt-Head attempts to hit on a husky lady getting a chili dog, though he doesn't follow up after his initial impression. Soon after sneaking in a few snacks, a female biker walks into the door, and after capturing the boys' attention, with Beavis getting a "stiffy", she asks them to "come ere'" and stuffs goods down their clothes. Soon reaching the register, she then splashes coffee onto the clerk's face and commands to run out the door, speeding off with the boys on her motorcycle.

Soon escaping to a calmer street, she unloads the boys and thanks them for their help, while the duo compliments her and desire to go with her. Flattered, she declines however out of their safety and speeds off into the night.

With Friday night spent with a cool series of events, Beavis realizes his condom isn't used, which can only mean one thing for the duo: "SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!!"




[We open with Beavis watching "This Old House" on TV.]

Bob: Welcome back to This Old House. To finish off the bathroom, Susan's going to fill in the tile with grout.

Susan: No more grout, Bob. I'm getting a divorce. To get a divorce, I went to see Dave, our lawyer. [Cut to her walking into her lawyer's office.] How ya doin', Dave!

[Butt-Head then runs into the room doing air-guitar.]

Butt-Head: You ready?!

Beavis: Yeah! Tonight's the night!

[We cut to Beavis and Butt-Head standing outside the Maxi-Mart parking lot. They're both seen holding condoms in their hands.]

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. You got your raincoat?

Butt-Head: Yeah. "Ribbed for her pleasure."

Beavis: Yeah. "Unscented."

Butt-Head: Friday night! [They both start doing air guitar to the riff of Guns N' Roses "Paradise City.] We're gonna score!

[Inside the Maxi-Mart, Beavis and Butt-Head are standing near the microwave, watching for women.]

Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis! Look! [He points out the hot dog oven, and they start laughing.] It's still there!

Beavis: [He spots a woman at the counter.] Hey, Butt-Head! Look!

Butt-Head: Whoa! Chick Ahoy!

Beavis: Go get her!

Butt-Head: [Walks over to the woman as she cooks her food.] Uhh, chili burger, huh? [He gets excited and starts laughing, while the woman walks away. He then returns to Beavis.]

Beavis: Did you score?

Butt-Head: Sorta. [As time passes, they remain at the same spot for over an hour. Butt-Head starts belching.] I'm hungry!

[They start taking various items off the counter and eat them in plain sight.]

Maxi-Mart Owner: Hey! You gonna pay for that?

Butt-Head: I guess.

Maxi-Mart Owner: Yeah, you guess right!

Butt-Head: Oh yeah? What do I win?

[Suddenly, the sound of a motorcycle is heard outside, and a biker woman shows up in the store.]

Butt-Head: WHOA!!

Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head! I'm getting a stiffy!

Butt-Head: Yeah, me too! Friday night is cool! [They start doing another round of air guitar. Suddenly, she walks up to them.]

Biker Babe: You. What's your name?

Butt-Head: Uhh...

Biker Babe: Never mind, come here! [She starts putting various items in Butt-Head's clothes and down his pants.]

Butt-Head: I love you...

Biker Babe: [Looks at Beavis now.] You! Yeah, come here!

Butt-Head: I saw her first, butt-munch!

Biker Babe: [She starts putting items in Beavis's clothes.] Now listen to me. You just keep quiet and play dumb.

Beavis: What does that mean?

Biker Babe: Let's go! [She grabs a cup of coffee and leads them to the counter.]

Maxi-Mart Owner: Fifty cents. [He then spots Beavis and Butt-Head.] Alright, guys! What's in your clothes?

Butt-Head: Wouldn't you like to know!

Biker Babe: HIT IT, BOYS!! [She throws her coffee in the owner's eyes.]

Beavis: Hit what?

Biker Babe: RUN!!

[As the owner hits the alarm, the three of them manage to escape in the night. Later, she's seen taking everything out of their clothes. Butt-Head giggles as pulls the last of it out of his pants.]

Butt-Head: This is cool!

Biker Babe: Well, I gotta go. You boys did good.

Beavis: Hey! Take us with you!

Butt-Head: Yeah. We want you to be our woman.

Biker Babe: Sorry, but I got important things to do. Things you can't be a part of.

Beavis: Like what?

Biker Babe: Well, I gotta get gas. [She rides away.]

Butt-Head: Drive, Biker Lady! [He turns to Beavis.] You think she does it?

Beavis: Yeah! Hey, Butt-Head. I still got my condominium. What do I do with it?

[They begin to realize what this means. And then, they scream in unison...]

Beavis/Butt-Head: SATURDAY NIGHT!!!


Episode List
Pilot ·Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8

Pilot: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding

Season 1: Door-To-Door · Give Blood · Balloon

Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 · At the Movies · No Laughing · No Laughing Part 2 · The Butt-head Experience · Lawn and Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes 'R' Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be

Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Kidnapped Part 2 · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-head · Citizen Butt-head Part 2 · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God Part 2 · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head · Closing Time · Most Wanted

Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr. Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!

Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal? · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller

Season 6: Bungholio: The Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · U.S. History · Feel A Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart Is Missing · Gang Of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer

Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike! · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding Dong Ditch · Just For Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nosebleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take A Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · TV Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That Is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work Is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambé · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-head Are Dead

Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down

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