[We open with Beavis watching "This Old House" on TV.]
Bob: Welcome back to This Old House. To finish off the bathroom, Susan's going to fill in the tile with grout.
Susan: No more grout, Bob. I'm getting a divorce. To get a divorce, I went to see Dave, our lawyer. [Cut to her walking into her lawyer's office.] How ya doin', Dave!
[Butt-Head then runs into the room doing air-guitar.]
Butt-Head: You ready?!
Beavis: Yeah! Tonight's the night!
[We cut to Beavis and Butt-Head standing outside the Maxi-Mart parking lot. They're both seen holding condoms in their hands.]
Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. You got your raincoat?
Butt-Head: Yeah. "Ribbed for her pleasure."
Beavis: Yeah. "Unscented."
Butt-Head: Friday night! [They both start doing air guitar to the riff of Guns N' Roses "Paradise City.] We're gonna score!
[Inside the Maxi-Mart, Beavis and Butt-Head are standing near the microwave, watching for women.]
Butt-Head: Hey, Beavis! Look! [He points out the hot dog oven, and they start laughing.] It's still there!
Beavis: [He spots a woman at the counter.] Hey, Butt-Head! Look!
Butt-Head: Whoa! Chick Ahoy!
Beavis: Go get her!
Butt-Head: [Walks over to the woman as she cooks her food.] Uhh, chili burger, huh? [He gets excited and starts laughing, while the woman walks away. He then returns to Beavis.]
Beavis: Did you score?
Butt-Head: Sorta. [As time passes, they remain at the same spot for over an hour. Butt-Head starts belching.] I'm hungry!
[They start taking various items off the counter and eat them in plain sight.]
Maxi-Mart Owner: Hey! You gonna pay for that?
Butt-Head: I guess.
Maxi-Mart Owner: Yeah, you guess right!
Butt-Head: Oh yeah? What do I win?
[Suddenly, the sound of a motorcycle is heard outside, and a biker woman shows up in the store.]
Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head! I'm getting a stiffy!
Butt-Head: Yeah, me too! Friday night is cool! [They start doing another round of air guitar. Suddenly, she walks up to them.]
Biker Babe: You. What's your name?
Biker Babe: Never mind, come here! [She starts putting various items in Butt-Head's clothes and down his pants.]
Butt-Head: I love you...
Biker Babe: [Looks at Beavis now.] You! Yeah, come here!
Butt-Head: I saw her first, butt-munch!
Biker Babe: [She starts putting items in Beavis's clothes.] Now listen to me. You just keep quiet and play dumb.
Beavis: What does that mean?
Biker Babe: Let's go! [She grabs a cup of coffee and leads them to the counter.]
Maxi-Mart Owner: Fifty cents. [He then spots Beavis and Butt-Head.] Alright, guys! What's in your clothes?
Butt-Head: Wouldn't you like to know!
Biker Babe: HIT IT, BOYS!! [She throws her coffee in the owner's eyes.]
Beavis: Hit what?
Biker Babe: RUN!!
[As the owner hits the alarm, the three of them manage to escape in the night. Later, she's seen taking everything out of their clothes. Butt-Head giggles as pulls the last of it out of his pants.]
Butt-Head: This is cool!
Biker Babe: Well, I gotta go. You boys did good.
Beavis: Hey! Take us with you!
Butt-Head: Yeah. We want you to be our woman.
Biker Babe: Sorry, but I got important things to do. Things you can't be a part of.
Beavis: Like what?
Biker Babe: Well, I gotta get gas. [She rides away.]
Butt-Head: Drive, Biker Lady! [He turns to Beavis.] You think she does it?
Beavis: Yeah! Hey, Butt-Head. I still got my condominium. What do I do with it?
[They begin to realize what this means. And then, they scream in unison...]
Beavis/Butt-Head: SATURDAY NIGHT!!!