Depositors is the thirteenth episode of Season 11 and the 282nd episode overall of Beavis and Butt-Head.
Synopsis[]
Beavis and Butt-Head try to donate sperm at a regular bank.[1]
Plot[]
The duo gets thrown out of the Highland Fertility Clinic after trying to donate sperm, leading them to think it is not actually a sperm bank, and trying to find a real one. They come across a branch of Spring National Bank and take it for a sperm bank since they have a hard time deciphering its name but take its logo for a stylized depiction of a penis. They enter the bank and start to wait in line.
When it is their turn, they tell the clerk they want some money and are being directed to the ATM. In the lobby, there is a depository next to the row of ATMs, leading Butt-Head to think that is where the sperm is meant to go. Beavis climbs up on it and tries to masturbate but is distracted by the presence of all the bank customers.
They return to the clerk and complain that the ATM did not work, leading him to ask if they even have an account with his bank. Since they don't, he explains they need to make an initial deposit, and after more misunderstandings, they are eventually directed to the bathroom. Taking some mortgage brochures for inspiration, Beavis enters the facilities while Butt-Head just goes into the office next to it to masturbate.
A little while later, they return to the clerk and demand their money. He remains bent on opening an account for the two, telling them he needs some cash or a cashier's check. Beavis can't understand why they have to pay the bank until Butt-Head explains that "you have to spend money to make money." Beavis gets upset though when the clerk disappears with their money to make them an ATM card. He sees a baby in a stroller near the next counter and thinks the bank already used their semen to make it without even paying them, which upsets him even more. Butt-Head tries to calm him down, explaining it can't be their baby since making one took about a month. Beavis counters by hypothesizing the process could have been sped up because both of them were involved, which Butt-Head finds plausible. He demands the bank undo the baby and return their sperms.
Since the clerk fails to return though, they now contemplate "their" baby, telling it they are its fathers and apologizing for not hanging around. Their final piece of advice to the baby before going home is "Try not to suck!"
Tom Anderson's War Stories[]
Tom Anderson recalls a period in his life from Vietnam. Becoming disillusioned with the war after three deployments, he left the army to find himself in San Francisco during the Summer of Love. A bearded hippie named Flowerberry suggests the entire commune take it down to the Free Love Festival. Most of them are up to it but Hippie Tom Anderson has spotted a defect in the bong Flowerberry is holding, and explains the general workings of a bong and that they need to repair it right then and there. Back in the present, old Tom Anderson recounts how he went back to Vietnam the next day and did another seven tours of duty.
Characters[]
- Beavis
- Butt-Head
- Old Dr. Rod Johnson (cameo)
- Cody (mentioned)
Videos[]
- High Valley - "Your Mama"
- Tom Anderson's War Stories: Summer of Love
Gallery[]
TBA
Trivia[]
- The duo actually donated sperm way back in Season 3's "Sperm Bank". Old Beavis also previously mentioned donating sperm "kind of everywhere" for money in Season 9's "Home Aide".
Sources[]
Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10 · Season 11
Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding
Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon
Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Be All You Can Be · Friday Night
Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted
Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!
Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller
Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer
Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead
Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down
Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters
Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · The Ciabatta Zone · Warehouse · Abduction · Sleepover
Season 11: Braces · Heart Attack · Plumber's Helpers · A.I. · Scent of a Dumbass · New Couch · Nuts · Bike · Life Savers · Tattoo · Too Big To Fail · Metal Detector · Depositors · Nacho Shake · Ear · Dearly Departed · The Mission · Beavis H. · Work from Home · Bed and Breakfast · Million Dollar Reward · Get Well Soon · Oldholio · The Discoverers