While watching an old movie on TV, a man asks an older man for "his daughter's hand." Beavis and Butt-Head misinterprets the term, believing that it means he wants her to give him a handjob. However, they are further impressed when the father allows it to happen.
Believing the real way to score is to ask the girl's father first, they try to ask the hand of Victoria, the new girl next door, to her father. Though her father appreciates their interest in Victoria and their gesture of doing things the proper way given their generation, he turns them down, explaining that Victoria is a little older than them, and she is already in a relationship. He tries to politely brush them off by saying if they want to be with her, they're gonna have to wait "a long time."
Taking it literally, the boys decide to sit out on the front sidewalk and wait for their time to come. The boys are discouraged. Working on his yard next door, Tom Anderson notices the boys there and they reveal their intentions to him. Surprised by the boys willing to be proper gentlemen, believing their generation had given up on that, he tells the boys that she can only give her hand to one of them. He further advises the idiots that it's fine to be a little more persistent when it comes to getting women and that waiting around won't get them anywhere. He inspires the boys to ask again, saying if they want her hand, go get it. Butt-Head agrees, believing that they've waited long enough. Despite making sexual innuendos to themselves at the door, Anderson remains oblivious and thinks they're doing it out of love.
They ask her father again, and he finally admits to them that it's never gonna happen, and that he was just trying to be polite the first time. He tells them that he doesn't think Victoria wouldn't want any relationship with either of them, being marriage or dating. Butt-Head then asks where that came from, and Beavis still demands him for "her hand." Confused, the dad asks what they're talking about. Butt-Head reveals through hinting what he's really asking of him, and believes that since they asked as proper gentlemen, he has to allow it. However, this only outrages him, and he attempts to strangle them, with them still asking him for her hand, not understanding the situation. As he throws them to the ground, Anderson steps in and tells him to leave the boys alone, but he only rudely tells Anderson to stay out of it. This results in a fight breaking out between him and the father. After Anderson tells him to keep his hands to himself, Beavis and Butt-Head remember that they can pleasure themselves with their own hands ("Keep your hands... to yourself." "The answer was always with us...."). The episode ends as they watch Anderson and Victoria's dad fight.
Curiously, the character of Victoria, who the duo apparently admires, never actually appears.
- The word "God" in Victoria's dad's line "Why don't you mind your own goddamn business" is bleeped. However, Tom Anderson's line "Jumpin' Jesus!" is uncensored.
Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 · At the Movies · No Laughing · No Laughing Part 2 · The Butt-head Experience · Lawn and Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes 'R' Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be
Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Kidnapped Part 2 · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-head · Citizen Butt-head Part 2 · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God Part 2 · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head · Closing Time · Most Wanted
Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr. Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!
Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal? · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller
Season 6: Bungholio: The Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · U.S. History · Feel A Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart Is Missing · Gang Of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer
Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike! · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding Dong Ditch · Just For Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nosebleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take A Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · TV Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That Is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work Is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambé · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-head Are Dead
Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down