Mr. Van Driessen: And this, class, is the computer that will act as Highland High School gateway to the information super highway. Now, I know that all of you will use this responsibly. But the school board as worried the some with you we'll be tempted to access adult services. Some of which do contain pornographic images.
Mr. Van Driessen: That's why the faculty will be taking strict measures against anyone who abuses the computer. okay. Any questions?
Butt-Head: Uh... so uh... how do we get porn?
Mr. Van Driessen: Very funny Butt-Head. Okay, there aren't any questions he'll back to class, okay.
Butt-Head: Whoa. Free porn.
Beavis: Yeah. Yeah. How do we get it.
Stewart: Yeah, yeah, yeah sure you can install it but I like to see download anything else with only four megs of RAM.
Butt-Head: Welcome to the future. here's your free porn.
Butt-Head: Uh, hey Stewart, we need a get us some with that free porn.
Stewart: No way guys. You heard Mr. Van Driessen. We'll get in big trouble.
Butt-Head: No we won't.
Beavis: Yeah. Porn is good for you. Did you know that?
Stewart: Come on, guys.
Butt-Head: Uh... get us some porn.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on, let's check it out. Come on. Butthole.
Stewart: Guys, can't we just hang out?
Butt-Head: Uh, no. Uh, then we promised us. Uh, a really long time ago, then you were gonna get us some porn.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah you promise.
Butt-Head: Come on, Stewart, everybody does that.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah we'll be fine.
Butt-Head: Come on, Stewart, get us some porn.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah come on, get us some porn. Here we go. Porno, porno, porno, porno.
Stewart: Please leave me alone.
Beavis: Porn, porn, porn.
Butt-Head: Come on, Stewart.
Stewart: But I... okay, okay.
Butt-Head: Uh... well that's a start.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah keep going. We wanna see naked chicks. Butt naked yeah. Eh, hey what about that one.
Stewart: Oh, no. That one's illegal in the state.
Beavis: Come on I wanna see it, I wanna see it! Damn it!
Butt-Head: Yeah, come on, Stewart, do it.
Stewart: Oh, okay guys. [Stewart typing on the computer to search for porn and he press enter and he closed eyes]
Stewart: Oh, my god?
Butt-Head: Come to Butt-Head.
Lady: What in gods name is going on here? Oh, my lord! [She fall back down on the floor]
Butt-Head: Uh... I think you killed her Stewart.
Mr. McVicker: Uh... Now as you boys know, we have strict rules, about accessing computer pornography from the library. So before, I sentence you to an extremely harsh punishment, I want to know how you little punks did it! Uh... Come on. You idiots can save yourself a lot of trouble if you just tell me who helped you log on!
Butt-Head: I did that myself. But Stewart got us the porn.
Beavis: He's pretty good.
Stewart: But... but... but I...
Mr. McVicker: Oh, that's it! You're all getting detention for the rest of the year! And you've lost all your computer privileges!
Butt-Head: Stewart in trouble.
Beavis: Yeah. That's cool.
Butt-Head: Hey Stewart. Uh, after we get out of here. Can you help us get some more porn.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah. This time get us more butt shots.
Stewart: Leave me alone. You guys already got me enough trouble.
Butt-Head: Uh... so.
Beavis: Yeah, yeah we need more porn, come on Stewart.
Buzzcut: Shut the hell up!
Stewart: Would you guys please leave me alone. Here you can play with my game boy.
Butt-Head: This sucks.
Beavis: No way, Butt-Head. If we kinda like close your eyes and make 'em blurry, that thing over there kinda looks like a naked chick with big boobs. Check it out.
Butt-Head: Whoa. Oh, yeah. [Beavis and Butt-Head looking at the gameboy to see]Add