Crisis Line

Crisis Line
Background information
Season	4
Episode number	88
Previous episode	Teen Talk
Next episode	Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine
Premiere date	July 13, 1994

Crisis Line is the 27th episode in Season 4 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is overall the 88th episode.

Plot

The duo is at school and are fast asleep while Mr. Van Driessen is telling the students about the crisis line. But then when Mr. Van Driessen says "sex" Butt-Head quickly wakes up and so does Beavis. Then he asks if anybody will do the phones, and the guys raise their hands up high. The scene then shows them in an empty classroom with two phones. Mr. Van Driessen tells them to be polite. A girl calls and Butt-Head answers it. She says that her breasts aren't getting bigger but when Butt-Head tells Beavis "this girl's flat" she hangs up. Then Stewart calls. He tells Beavis that he wets the bed and Beavis sings a song about Stewart wetting the bed. Then another girl calls and Butt-Head answers it again. She tells him that her boyfriend is rude and he wants to have sex but she doesn't know if she wants to,so Butt-Head tells her to do it but tells her to break up with him and start dating a guy who's polite. When he hangs up, Butt-Head says they're going to score. The next day they try to be polite to date the girl on the phone. When they finally find her, her boyfriend throws them to the floor. Then, the boys are back in the classroom. Butt-Head hanged up on a girl who said she took too many pills. Beavis tells Butt-Head to call 1-900-NUDITY where they laugh while talking to a woman.

Character

• Beavis
• Butt-head
• Mr. Van Driessen
• Stewart
• Daria Morgendorffer
• Kimberly
• Cassandra
• Gina

Music Videos

• Danzig, "Mother '93", Thrall - Demonsweatlive American Recordings.
• Mutha's Day Out, "Locked", My Soul Is Wet, Chrysalis/ERG.

Gallery

Highland High School.

Inside the classroom.

Beavis and Butt-head are sleeping during class.

Mr. Van Driessen.

The phone ringing.

Butt-head answering the phone.

Stewart.

Butt-head thinking.

Daria

Beavis and Butt-head at the school canteen.

Trivia

• Butt-head's shirt reads "Metallica" instead of "AC/DC".Template:Nav-Episodes