Beavis and Butt-head character
The Great Cornholio
Gender Male
Race White
Hair Blonde
Birthday October 28, 1979
Age 14-17
Voiced by Mike Judge
First The Great Cornholio
Last Holy Cornholio

"I am Cornholio! I need T.P. for my bunghole!"

The Great Cornholio is the alter-ego of Beavis in the animated television show Beavis and Butt-Head. When Beavis consumes large quantities of sugar, caffeine and other stimulants, he will begin to exhibit symptoms of convulsions, and gazing crosseyed at his own fist. When a Spanish sounding word is spoken or mentioned, Beavis undergoes what appears to be a total personality change, and transforms into Cornholio. He also showed up in Beavis and Butt-Head Do America.

When Beavis turns into Cornholio, he will raise his forearms in a 90-degree angle next to his chest, pull his shirt over his head, and then begin to yell or scream erratically, producing a stream of gibberish and strange noises, his eyes wide.

Cornholio tends to wander aimlessly while reciting “I am Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!” in an odd phoney Spanish accent. Sometimes Beavis will momentarily talk normally before resuming the persona of Cornholio. Once his Cornholio episode is over, Beavis usually has no memory of what happened.

In the guise of Cornholio, Beavis becomes a successful beat poet (Buttniks), and in Vaya Con Cornholio he is deported to Mexico after wrongfully being subjected to immigration detention by an agent of the INS. During his detention the agent and his superior attempt to make sense of the gibberish that is Cornholio, going so far as to look up the definition of "bunghole." In that same episode, he claims to be from Lake Titicaca, but when asked where it was, he responded with "Nicaragua", despite the fact that Lake Titicaca lies on the border of Peru and Bolivia.


Quotes Edit

  • Cornholio: "I am Cornholio! You will name your baby Bungholio! Is he an albino? Holio Bungholio... will be albino... and a gringo...."
  • (Cornholio picks up a spatula) Would you like a spatula? For your bunghole?
  • (Cornholio looking at a picture of Nixon) Are you threatening me!?
  • (Stewardess mentions chicken piccata) Cornholio: "Piccata? Titicaca! I am Cornholio! I need piccata for my bunghole!"
  • Stewardess: "You'll have to wait your turn, sir."
  • Cornholio: "Are you threatening me!? My bungole will not wait!"
  • Cornholio: "In this lobby, will there be T.P.? For my bunghole?"
  • Cornholio: "Have you seen my Bunghole? My people; we are without Bungholes..."
  • Cornholio: "Do you have T.P. for my bunghole? I would hate for my bungholio to get polio."
  • Cornholio: "I am the Great Cornholio! Would you like to see my portfolio? I have a portfolio in my bunghole, with my óleo!"
  • Cornholio: "I am the Great Cornholio! I'm a gringo!"
  • Cornholio: "I am Cornholio! (Whoa! Hm heh... that was cool) I need T.P. for my bunghole! Come out with your pants down!"
  • Cornholio: "Habla, blah blah blah blah blah, Español for my bunghole..."
  • Immigration Officer: "Hey you, habla Español?"
  • Cornholio: "Español? Es bunghole! Habla, blah habla, habla habla, habla bunghole..."
  • Cornholio: "You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole!!"
  • Cornholio: "Run as you may! You cannot escape...the Almighty Bunghole!"
  • Cornholio: "I have no bunghole!"
  • Cornholio: "Nicaragua....aqua for my bunghole.....arriba..."
  • Cornholio: "Do not make my bunghole angry!... You have any holio?"
  • Cornholio: "The principal! He will give me TP! I would hate for my bungholio to get polio....Where I come from, we have no bunghole."
  • Cornholio: "Would you like to see my bunghole?"
  • Cornholio explaining at immigration office where he comes from: "Lake Titicaca.....Nicaragua! Aqua! For my bunghole...." (though lake Titicaca is between Peru and Bolivia as noted here.)
  • Cornholio: "Stigmatatata from Lake Titicaca!"
  • Cornholio at Immigration Officer: "You can take me, but you cannot take my bunghole.... For I have no bunghole...."
  • Cornholio: "The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers..."
  • Cornholio: "You can take me, but you will never take my bunghole, Hm heh.... For I am the Great Cornholio Hm heh I have no bunghole, hm heh..."
  • Conholio: "I am Cornholio! You will co-operate with my bunghole!"
  • Cornholio: "There will be more bungholes after me!"
  • Cornholio: "Ahahahaha! TP! You must give me your TP!"
  • Cornholio: "Where I come from there is no TP!, My people we have but one bunghole!"


Protagonists: Beavis · Butt-head

Recurring Characters: Stewart Stevenson · Tom Anderson · Todd Ianuzzi · Burger World Manager · Mr. Stevenson · Mrs. Stevenson · Lolita and Tanqueray · Maxi-Mart Owner

Highland High School: Daria Morgendorffer · David Van Driessen · Principal McVicker · Bradley Buzzcut · Mr. Herrera · Kimberly · Cassandra · Earl · Mrs. Dickie

Minor Characters: Hamid · Clark Cobb · Dave · Harry Sachz · Homeless Man · Madame Blavatsky · Redneck Lady · Crazy Farmer · Billy Bob · President Bill Clinton · Biker Lady · Marcy Anderson · School Nurse · Sterculius, the Roman God of Feces · St. Peter · Unnamed Police Officers

Beavis and Butt-head Do America: Muddy Grimes · Dallas Grimes · ATF Agent Bork · ATF Agent Flemming · FBI Agent Hurly · Old Woman · Motley Crue Roadies