Beavis and Butt-Head
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Commercial Bumpers are short pieces of dialog that are heard before an episode takes a commercial break, usually between the second and third quarters of the episode. Some are fairly simple while others discuss nonsensical plotlines that never actually happen. Many episodes have had more than one bumper featured throughout their airing history.

Dialogue Episodes Featured
"We'll be back with more madcap fun! Stay tuned."
"Hellfire! Beavis and Butt-Head will return, brothers!"
"Beavis and Butt-Head shall return, brothers!"
"Don't go away, Beavis and Butt-Head will be right back practicing anti-social behavior and bad manners!"
"Stay tuned as Butt-Head wounds Beavis' inner child. It all happens next."
"Coming up next, Butt-Head wounds Beavis' inner child and they talk about it."
  • Sick (when paired with either Customers Suck or Lawn and Garden)
  • Home Improvement (when paired with Heroes)
  • Carwash (when paired with Comedians)
"Stay tuned as Beavis and Butt-Head learn another life lesson."
  • Sick (when paired with Heroes)
  • Heroes (when paired with Sick)
  • Naked Colony (when paired with Kidnapped Part 2)
"Stay tuned as Beavis and Butt-Head burn things and blow stuff up! Don't go away."
"Join us for more caring and sharing moments with Beavis and Butt-Head."
"After this rest period, Beavis and Butt-Head play nice. Stay tuned." (Version A, Pop Goes the Weasel riff)
"Hey, wanna impress your friends? Act like you haven't seen this episode before." (Read by David Spade)
"Dyslexic serial killers who wanna adopt, on the next Beavis!"
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head undergo dangerous surgery in an attempt to separate them. Right after this."
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head apologize to everyone they've ever offended. Stay tuned."
"Coming up next, we got more stuff that's really cool! Stay tuned."
  • Carwash (when paired with Scared Straight)
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head befriend an animal and help an old lady. Stay tuned."
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head travel to a magical far away land where they... uhh, oh sorry, they just stay home and break stuff."
"After this rest period, Beavis and Butt-Head play nice. Stay tuned." (Version B, normal music)
"When we return, Beavis and Butt-Head share a soda and their feelings. Stay tuned."
"Coming up, Beavis and Butt-Head model new synthetic knits. So comfortable you'd swear they were cotton. And do they breathe! Stay tuned."
"Children remember, Beavis and Butt-Head are not real, they are not dangerous and they are not funny. Stay tuned." (Read by David Spade)
"Stay tuned as Butt-Head discovers a mysterious growth in his pants! Coming up next."
"Coming up next, Beavis' A Capella rendering of Ave Maria. Get your hanky."
"Coming up next, Butt-Head cuts government waste and Beavis cuts the cheese, after this."
"Beavis and Butt-Head will return with more unusually disturbing funny stuff."
"Beavis and Butt-head shall return with more humor and frivolity."
  • Sporting Goods (when paired with They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh)
"Beavis and Butt-Head should be right back... soon."
"Beavis. Butt-Head. The legend continues after this."
"Stay tuned to see Beavis and Butt-Head totally nude... maybe."
*sniffing* "What reeks in here? Oh right, it's this show. Stick around, Beavis and Butt-Head will be back!" (Read by David Spade)
"Can two life-long friends sustain their relationship when one of them is suddenly named to the Supreme Court? Stay tuned for more Beavis and Butt-Head."
"At what point do normal teenage hijinks become dangerously sociopathic behavior? A very special Beavis right after this."
"Ho Ho Ho, on Dasher, on Comet, on Cupid, Uh Huh Huh Huh."
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head share a Christmas Burrito."
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head question the nature of their relationship and decide it's pretty cool. Stay tuned."
"Watch the fun as Beavis and Butt-Head whack each other in the knees and don't make the Olympic Team. Stay tuned."
"A pig, a prom dress and a startling confession. Stay tuned for more Beavis and Butt-Head."
"Coming up next, Butt-Head begins to suspect Beavis of codependency. Stay tuned."
"Stay tuned for Beavis and Butt-Head with more magical moments."
"If you believe, you've got to keep your dial right there with Beavis and Butt-Head! They'll be right back!"
"The chances are very, very good that this is a repeat. Stick around anyway. Beavis and the brown haired guy will be right back." (Read by David Spade)
"Stay tuned for Beavis and Butt-Head and more sweetness and light."
"The boys that are music to your ears will be right back! Beavis and Butt-Head return!"
"Coming up next, two men, one woman... uhh, make that no women, uh, and two boys. Stay tuned for more Beavis and Butt-Head." (Version B, slow jazz music)
"Coming up next, two men, one woman... uhh, make that no women, uh, and two boys. Stay tuned for more Beavis and Butt-Head." (Version A, soft music)
"Coming up, Butt-Head makes Beavis' brown eyes blue. Don't go away." (Version B, jazzy music)
  • Blackout! (when paired with Beavis and Butt-Head's Island)
(Jazzy music) "Woah! I'm talkin' 'bout da Beavis and da Butt-Head comin' right back!"
"It's the day of the big game. Will Beavis wake from his coma in time to score the winning touchdown? Stay tuned."
"Despueste este mas chistes y aventuras humorosas de los Beavis y Butt-Head!"
"Coming up, Butt-Head makes Beavis' brown eyes blue. Don't go away." (Version A, soft music)
"Stay tuned for more gross, stupid and morally deficient funny stuff! Thank you." (Read in a Bill Clinton voice)
  • Right On (when paired with Figure Drawing)
"A midnight encounter with a drunken wombat leads Butt-Head to consider zoology. Stay tuned."
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head do jokes about their nads. See ya soon." (Read by David Spade)
"Coming up, with a deadly cloud of methane threatening the town, can anyone make Butt-Head stop eating chimichangas? Stay tuned."
"The drywall's up so let's spackle when Beavis and Butt-Head return."
"Coming up next, Beavis tries the new Morning After Pill and it works. Stay tuned."
"A midnight encounter with a drunken kinkajou leads Butt-Head to consider zoology. Stay tuned."
"Environment VS Heredity. Beavis and Butt-Head consider the issue and decide to leave it to the dumbasses, after this."
  • Held Back (when paired with Beard Boys)
  • Choke (when paired with Safe House)
  • Party (when paired with Beard Boys)
"Butt-Head pulls a muscle and Beavis pulls his finger, right after this."
"Coming up next, Butt-Head helps and old lady across Snake River Canyon. Stay tuned."
"Mid-East turmoil threatens Butt-Head's petroleum field and the entire house of Beavis teeters on the brink. Don't go away."
"Next, Foreman Beavis breaks the jury's deadlock with an impassioned speech impediment. Stay tuned."
"Next on Cooking With Beavis: How to filet a mackerel, over and over and over. Uh huh huh huh."
  • Beard Boys (when paired with Held Back)
  • Choke (when paired with Walking Erect)
  • Hard Sell (when paired with Animation Sucks)
  • Tainted Meat (when paired with either Beaverly Buttbillies or Stewart Moves Away)
"Coming up, Beavis tries to claim his birthright but the Pawn Shop dude says he needs the ticket. Stay tuned."
"A garbled fax, a faulty hard disk and a temperamental copy machine turn Butt-Head Incorporated into a corporate nut house, right after this."
"Coming up next, Beavis seeks out his biological mother but she's had her DNA changed to avoid him. Stay tuned."
"Hey, if you've got some tropical fish around, bring them over to the TV! They won't wanna miss what's coming up next. Stay tuned."
"Hippie life may be groovy but when Beavis and Butt-Head join a commune, what a bum trip! Stay tuned."
"Is this the episode where they say "Cool" and "Sucks"? I love this one! Stay tuned." (Read by David Spade)
"Beavis and the other guy will return, stick around." (Read by David Spade)
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it. *crash* Oh, it's broke. More Beavis and Butt-Head after this."
"Next, Beavis takes you on a fairy tale tour of Hans Christian Andersen's Copenhagen. Stay tuned."
  • To the Rescue (when paired with I Dream of Beavis)
  • U.S. History (when paired with Blood Pressure)
  • Babysitting (when paired with The Mystery of Morning Wood)
  • Shortcuts (when grouped with Take a Lap and Nose Bleed)
  • Woodshop (when grouped with TV Violence and Vaya Con Cornholio)
  • Butt Flambé (when grouped with Leave it to Beavis and Our Founding Losers)
"Coming up, Beavis and Butt-Head discover a new species of butterfly... and pull it's wings off. Stay tuned."
"Coming up, Beavis builds more prisons while Butt-Head reassures our allies. Stay tuned."
"Coming up next, some call it brutal, some call it barbaric, some call it atrocious, you'll call it hilarious. Stay tuned."
  • Pregnant Pause (when paired with The History of Women)
  • Screamers (when paired with Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?)
  • Tired (when paired with Close Encounters)
"Coming up, will Butt-Head's fear of commitment prevent him from having Beavis institutionalized? Stay tuned."
"Coming up, an oddly subdued Beavis and a strangely low-key Butt-Head share a meaningful silence. Right after this."
"Nachos. When does an affinity become a dependency? Scientists' sobering conclusions, after this."
"Butt-Head, a bake-off and a truck full of chocolate laxative. It's a recipe for wackiness, right after this."
"Beavis? The biggest pop music star in Germany? Don't go away."
"Butt-Head finally gets his degree in medicine and stuns his family with a shocking announcement, coming up next."
  • Oil Change (when paired with Spare Me)
  • Whiplash (when paired with either Premature Evacuation or Bus Trip)
  • U.S. History (when paired with The Mystery of Morning Wood)
  • No Service (when paired with Prank Call)
"Next, if you've ever dared to dream, if you've ever looked to the sky and wondered, if you've ever stepped in something you wish you hadn't... just stay tuned."
"On the way, Beavis and Butt-Head choose pet names for each other. Stay tuned for more from Buttmunch and Monkey Spank."
"The Cold War over? Not when Beavis inherits his uncle's missile silo! Stay tuned for the nuttiness."
"Turn raw sewage into breakfast bars and lower your cholesterol level! It's unbelievable! Right after this."
"Beavises who cheat... and the Butt-Heads who take them back, right after this."
"Coming up, after this, right after this, we'll be right back, don't go away, stay tuned, hang on to your shorts, when we come back, in just a minute, coming up next, stay tuned!" (speed and pitch incresses with each line)
"Beavis weeps for the sorrows of mankind... and Butt-Head smacks him, next."
  • P.T.A. (when paired with either Yard Sale or Substitute, and Substitute is the first episode)
  • Inventors (when grouped with Shopping Cart and Special Delivery)
"When we return, Beavis and Butt-Head watch the Presidential Debate and decide to vote for the dumbass. Stay tuned."
  • P.T.A. (when paired with Substitute as the second episode)
"Coming up, Butt-Head gets his ego stroked by Beavis. Stay tuned."
  • P.T.A. (when paired with Buy Beer)
"Coming up next, Beavis meets his long lost dad and kicks him square in the nads."
  • Substitute (when paired with P.T.A. as the first episode)
"Coming up next, Beavis meets his long lost dad and kicks him in the nads. Stay tuned."
  • Shopping List (when paired with Buy Beer as the second episode)
  • Impotence (when grouped with The Miracle That is Beavis and Bride of Butt-Head)
"Coming up next, Beavis goes for Olympic Gold in the Clean and Jerk."
  • Buy Beer (when paired with P.T.A)
  • Head Lice (when grouped with Underwear and Spare Me)
"In a shocking episode of Beavis and Butt-Head, Beavis admits he's not a natural blonde. Stay tuned."
"When we return, Beavis is diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome and thinks it's sorta cool. Stay tuned."
  • Buy Beer (when paired with Shopping List as the first episode)
"When we return, Beavis is diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome and thinks it's cool."
"Beavis and Butt-Head seek a safe and sensible alternative to bathing, next."
"Beavis and Butt-Head suffer for their art, next."
  • Cyber-Butt (when grouped with Nosebleed and US History)
"Beavis and Butt-Head do some heavy petting at the zoo, next."
  • Nosebleed (when grouped with Cyber-Butt and US History)
"When we return, scientists link Global Warming to Beavis' pants. Stay tuned."
"Beavis and Butt-Head will be right back, if we can find them."
"The startling conclusion of 'Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead', coming up next."

Uncategorized[]

  • "Butt-Head gets that "not so fresh" feeling, next."
  • "When we return, surgeons work around the clock to separate Beavis' Siamese Nads. Stay tuned."
  • "When we return, join us as Beavis and Butt-Head get dressed and feed themselves."
  • "Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head share some herbal tea and wheatgrass."
  • "Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head talk about themselves over a cup of espresso. Don't go away."
  • "Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head have sex with a beautiful woman! Then they wake up."
  • "Hey, that Washington dude shouldn't have a mohawk! Eagle eyed Beavis breaks up a counterfeiting ring, after this."
  • "Presidential candidate Butt-Head drops in the polls after running mate Beavis drops his shorts, next."

Special Bumpers[]

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On April 26, 1997, MTV aired a special called "Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos", a marathon of classic music videos. The first part was 2 hours in length, the second part, airing on the same date, was an hour and a half in length. This special had a unique set of bumpers that were taken from various music videos and never shown again.

Dialogue Special Featured Original Source
(Butt-head, over Beavis' singing) "Beavis, can you hear me? Shut up!" (Beavis, resuming after a pause) "Ba-dow-bow-bow-bow..."
Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 1? MC 900 Ft. Jesus – "If I Only Had A Brain"
(Butt-head) "These videos are funny." (Beavis) "Oh Yeah." (Butt-head) "These guys should be on that show The State." (Beavis) "Yeah."
Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2 Grim Reaper – "Fear No Evil"
(Beavis) "Alright ladies and gentlemen are you ready to get wild?" (Butt-head) "Yeah." (Beavis) "Are you ready to rock?" (Butt-head) "Uh huh." (Beavis) "I want to ask you one question: Are you ready to rock? I can't hear you!"
Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2 The Jesus Lizard – "Glamorous"
(Butt-head) Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum."
Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2 The Stranglers – "Skin Deep"
(Butt-head) "Why do people make videos?" (Beavis) "Yeah, yeah, and why do they have to play this music? Why? Why?" (Butt-head) "Yeah."
Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2 The Stranglers – "Skin Deep"
(Butt-head) "I like music videos." (Beavis) "Yeah, yeah, because you don't just hear the band; you see 'em, too."
Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2 Jon Spencer Blues Explosion – "Dang"
(Beavis) "Oh man. Boy, I'm glad that's over" (Butt-head) "Yeah."
Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2 Cinderella – "Somebody Save Me"

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