Commercial Bumpers

Commercial Bumpers are short pieces of dialog that are heard before an episode takes a commercial break, usually between the second and third quarters of the episode. Some are fairly simple while others discuss nonsensical plotlines that never actually happen. Many episodes have had more than one bumper featured throughout their airing history.

Produced during Seasons 1 and 2

Dialogue	Episodes Featured
"We'll be back with more madcap fun! Stay tuned."	Frog Baseball (when paired with Give Blood) Peace, Love and Understanding (when paired with Balloon) Door-To-Door (when paired with Give Blood) Give Blood (when paired with Frog Baseball) Balloon (when paired with Baby Makes Uh, Three) Scientific Stuff (when paired with either Good Credit or Beware of the Butt) Good Credit (when paired with either Scientific Stuff or At the Movies) Baby Makes Uh, Three (when paired with either Balloon or Way Down Mexico Way Part 2) Beware of the Butt (when paired with Scientific Stuff) At the Sideshow (when paired with Beware of the Butt) Customers Suck (when paired with Bedpans and Broomsticks) Way Down Mexico Way Part 1 (when paired with Way Down Mexico Way Part 2) Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 (when paired with either Way Down Mexico Way Part 1 or Baby Makes Uh, Three) At the Movies (when paired with Good Credit) No Laughing Part 1 (when paired with No Laughing Part 2) No Laughing Part 2 (when paired with The Butt-Head Experience) Lawn and Garden (when paired with either Sick or Babes R Us) Babes 'R' Us (when paired with Lawn and Garden) Washing the Dog (when paired with Friday Night) Be All You Can Be (when paired with Babes R Us) Comedians (when paired with Carwash) Kidnapped Part 2 (when paired with either Kidnapped Part 1 (unedited version) or Naked Colony)
"Hellfire! Beavis and Butt-Head will return, brothers!"	Scientific Stuff(when paired with Heroes) The Butt-Head Experience (when paired with No Laughing Part 2) For Better or Verse (when paired with Customers Suck) Bedpans and Broomsticks (when paired with Burger World) Babes 'R' Us (when paired with either At the Sideshow or Be All You Can Be) Sign Here (when paired with Be All You Can Be) Washing the Dog (when paired with Babes R Us) Friday Night (when paired with either At the Movies or Give Blood) Comedians (when paired with Couch Fishing) Couch-Fishing (when paired with Naked Colony)
"Beavis and Butt-Head shall return, brothers!"	Good Credit (when paired with Home Improvement) Baby Makes Uh, Three (when paired with Burger World) No Laughing Part 2 (when paired with No Laughing Part 1) The Butt-Head Experience (when paired with either Burger World or At the Movies) Heroes (when paired with Home Improvement) Sign Here (when paired with For Better or Verse) Washing the Dog (when paired with The Butt-Head Experience) Carwash (when paired with Incognito) Kidnapped Part 1 (when paired with Kidnapped Part 2 (unedited version))
"Don't go away, Beavis and Butt-Head will be right back practicing anti-social behavior and bad manners!"	Burger World (when paired with either Baby Makes Uh, Three, The Butt-Head Experience or Bedpans and Broomsticks) At the Sideshow (when paired with Babes R Us) Customers Suck (when paired with For Better or Verse) No Laughing Part 1 (when paired with Good Credit) Lawn and Garden (when paired with Way Down Mexico Way Part 1) Babes 'R' Us (when paired with Washing the Dog) Yogurt's Cool (when paired with Customers Suck) Friday Night (when paired with Washing the Dog) Couch Fishing (when paired with either Carwash or Comedians) Incognito (when paired with Carwash) Naked Colony (when paired with Couch Fishing)
"Stay tuned as Butt-Head wounds Beavis' inner child. It all happens next."	Beware of the Butt (when paired with Stewart's House) At the Sideshow (when paired with Yogurt's Cool) At the Movies (when paired with Friday Night) For Better or Verse (when paired with Sign Here) Bedpans and Broomsticks (when paired with Be All You Can Be) Kidnapped Part 1 (when paired with Carwash) Incognito (when paired with Tornado) Comedians (when paired with Tornado)
"Stay tuned as Beavis and Butt-Head burn things and blow stuff up! Don't go away."	Customers Suck (when paired with Yogurt's Cool) Home Improvement (when paired with Good Credit) At the Movies (when paired with The Butt-Head Experience) Lawn and Garden Stewart's House (when paired with Beware of the Butt) Be All You Can Be (when paired with either Bedpans and Broomsticks or Sign Here, early airings) Carwash (when paired with Kidnapped Part 1)
"Coming up next, Butt-Head wounds Beavis' inner child and they talk about it."	Sick (when paired with either Customers Suck or Lawn and Garden) Home Improvement (when paired with Heroes) Carwash (when paired with Comedians) Give Blood (when paired with Friday Night)
"Stay tuned as Beavis and Butt-Head learn another life lesson."	Sick (when paired with Heroes) Heroes (when paired with Sick) Naked Colony (when paired with Kidnapped Part 2)
"Join us for more caring and sharing moments with Beavis and Butt-Head."	Way Down Mexico Way Part 1 (when paired with Lawn and Garden) The Butt-Head Experience (when paired with Washing the Dog) For Better or Verse Bedpans & Broomsticks (when paired with Customers Suck) Yogurt's Cool (when paired with At the Sideshow) Tornado (when paired with either Comedians or Incognito) Good Credit (when paired with No Laughing Part 1) Heroes (when paired with Scientific Stuff) Carwash (when paired with Couch-Fishing)

Produced during Season 3

Dialogue	Episodes Featured
"Coming up next, Butt-Head cuts government waste and Beavis cuts the cheese, after this."	No Laughing Part 2 (when paired with No Laughing Part 1 in later airings) Eating Contest (when paired with Incognito) Buff 'N' Stuff (when paired with Foreign Exchange) Citizen Butt-head Part 2 (all airings) The Trial (when paired with Couch Fishing) Pumping Iron (when paired with Teen Talk) Politically Correct (when paired with Sperm Bank) Generation in Crisis (when paired with 1-900 Beavis) They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh (when following Sporting Goods) Date Bait (when paired with Butt is it Art in later viewings)
"After this rest period, Beavis and Butt-Head play nice. Stay tuned." (Version A, Pop Goes the Weasel riff)	Heroes (when paired with Tornado) Be All You Can Be (when paired with Sign Here, later airings) Scratch 'N' Win (when paired with Naked Colony) Ball Breakers (when paired with True Crime) Plate Frisbee (when paired with The Crush) Late Night with Butt-Head (when paired with Mr. Anderson's Balls) Mr. Anderson's Balls (when paired with Late Night with Butt-Head) Right On (when paired with Figure Drawing) Radio Sweethearts (when paired with Vs. the Vending Machine)
"Dyslexic serial killers who wanna adopt, on the next Beavis!"	Friday Night (when paired with Scared Straight) Scared Straight (when paired with either Carwash or Sperm Bank) Buff 'N' Stuff (when paired with The Trial) True Crime (when paired with Ball Breakers, Comedians, or Canoe) The Crush (when paired with Politically Correct) Carwash (when paired with Cleaning House) Politically Correct (when paired with Ball Breakers) Pool Toys (when paired with Crisis Line)
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head undergo dangerous surgery in an attempt to separate them. Right after this."	Be All You Can Be (when paired with Buff N Stuff) Eating Contest (when paired with either Scratch N Win or Ball Breakers) Sperm Bank (when paired with Buff 'N' Stuff) Naked Colony (when paired with Foreign Exchange) Scratch 'N' Win (when paired with Young, Gifted, & Crude) Sporting Goods (when paired with Sperm Bank) The Final Judgement of Beavis (when paired with Madame Blavatsky)
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head apologize to everyone they've ever offended. Stay tuned."	Comedians (when paired with Cleaning House) Politically Correct (when paired with Naked Colony) Plate Frisbee (when paired with Eating Contest) Scared Straight (when paired with Cleaning House) Patients Patients (when paired with The Pipe of Doom)
"Coming up next, we got more stuff that's really cool! Stay tuned."	Carwash (when paired with Scared Straight) Naked Colony (when paired with Politically Correct) Ball Breakers (when paired with Eating Contest) Cleaning House (when paired with Scared Straight) Couch Fishing (when paired with Closing Time) Incognito (when paired with Cleaning House) The Pipe of Doom (when paired with Patients Patients)
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head befriend an animal and help an old lady. Stay tuned."	Couch Fishing (when paired with The Trial) Citizen Butt-head Part 1 (when paired with Politically Correct) True Crime (when paired with Plate Frisbee) Foreign Exchange (when paired with either Buff 'N' Stuff or Naked Colony) Young, Gifted, & Crude (when paired with Scratch 'N' Win) Scratch 'N' Win (when paired with Eating Contest) Madame Blavatsky (when paired with The Final Judgement of Beavis)
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head travel to a magical far away land where they... uhh, oh sorry, they just stay home and break stuff."	Incognito (when paired with Eating Contest) Cleaning House (when paired with Sporting Goods) Eating Contest (when paired with Plate Frisbee) Politically Correct (when paired with The Crush) Ball Breakers (when paired with Politically Correct) The Trial (when paired with Tornado) Buff 'N' Stuff (when paired with Ball Breakers) Beavis and Butt-Head's Island (when paired with Manners Suck)
"After this rest period, Beavis and Butt-Head play nice. Stay tuned." (Version B, normal music)	Kidnapped Part 1 (when paired with Kidnapped Part 2 (edited version)) The Crush (when paired with Plate Frisbee) Plate Frisbee (when paired with True Crime) Wall of Youth (when paired with Vs. the Vending Machine) Young Gifted and Crude (when paired with Canoe) Cleaning House (when paired with Carwash) 1-900-Beavis (when paired with Generation in Crisis) Vs. the Vending Machine (when paired with Radio Sweethearts) Butt is it Art (when paired with Date Bait in later viewings)
"When we return, Beavis and Butt-Head share a soda and their feelings. Stay tuned."	Kidnapped Part 2 (when paired with Kidnapped Part 1 (edited version)) Naked Colony (when paired with Scratch N Win) Scared Straight (when paired with Friday Night) Citizen Butt-head Part 1 (when paired with Citizen Butt-head Part 2) Politically Correct (when paired with Citizen Butt-head Part 1) Meet God (all airings) Closing Time (when paired with Politically Correct) Right On (when paired with Canoe) Vs The Vending Machine (when paired with Wall of Youth) No Laughing Part 1 (when paired with No Laughing Part 2 in later viewings) Ball Breakers (when paired with Buff 'N' Stuff) Sperm Bank (when paired with either Politically Correct or Sporting Goods) Cleaning House (when paired with Incognito) Sporting Goods (when preceding They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh)
"Stay tuned as Butt-Head discovers a mysterious growth in his pants! Coming up next."	Tornado (when paired with The Trial, Heroes or Young, Gifted & Crude) Scared Straight (when paired with Cleaning House) Sperm Bank (when paired with Scared Straight) Buff 'N' Stuff (when paired with Be All You Can Be) The Crush (when paired with Sporting Goods) Canoe (when paired with True Crime, The Trial or Young, Gifted and Crude) Teen Talk (when paired with Pumping Iron) Closing Time (when paired with Couch Fishing) Manners Suck (when paired with Beavis and Butt-Head's Island)
"Coming up next, Beavis' A Capella rendering of Ave Maria. Get your hanky."	Cleaning House (when paired with either Comedians or Scared Straight) Sporting Goods (when paired with either Cleaning House or The Crush) Buff 'N' Stuff (when paired with either Sperm Bank or Citizen Butt-head Part 2) Politically Correct (when paired with Closing Time) Meet God Part 2 (all airings) The Trial (when paired with either Buff 'N' Stuff or Canoe) Young, Gifted, & Crude (when paired with Tornado) Comedians (when paired with True Crime) Crisis Line (when paired with Pool Toys) Figure Drawing (when paired with Right On)
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head have sex with a beautiful woman! Then they wake up."	Episodes currently unknown
"Ho Ho Ho, on Dasher, on Comet, on Cupid, Uh Huh Huh Huh."	A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head (all airings) Huh Huh Humbug (all airings) It's a Miserable Life (all airings)
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head share a Christmas Burrito."	A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head (all airings) Huh Huh Humbug (all airings) It's a Miserable Life (all airings)

Produced during Season 4

Dialogue	Episodes Featured
"At what point do normal teenage hijinks become dangerously sociopathic behavior? A very special Beavis right after this."	Washing the Dog (when paired with Sperm Bank) Ball Breakers (when paired with Beavis and Butt-Head's Island) Plate Frisbee when paired with Let's Clean It Up) Foreign Exchange (when paired with They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh) Butt is it Art? (when paired with either Let's Clean It Up or Liar! Liar!) Safe Driving (when paired with Beavis and Butt-Head's Island) Mr. Anderson's Balls (when paired with either Date Bait or Safe Driving)
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head question the nature of their relationship and decide it's pretty cool. Stay tuned."	Eating Contest (when paired with Rabies Scare) Closing Time (when paired with Cow Tipping) They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh (when paired with The Great Cornholio) Late Night with Butt-head (when paired with Water Safety) Beavis and Butt-Head's Island (when paired with either Blackout! or The Pipe of Doom) Butt is it Art? (when paired with Date Bait) Stewart is Missing (when paired with No Service) Let's Clean it Up (when paired with Safe Driving)
"Beavis and Butt-head shall return with more humor and frivolity."	Sporting Goods (when paired with They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh) Rabies Scare (when paired with The Great Cornholio)
"Beavis and Butt-Head will return with more unusually disturbing funny stuff."	Sperm Bank (when paired with The Final Judgement of Beavis) Jump! (when paired with either Scratch 'N' Win or Young, Gifted and Crude) Blackout! (when paired with Trouble Urinating) Butt is it Art? (when paired with either Young, Gifted and Crude or Manners Suck) Patients Patients (when paired with Trouble Urinating) The Pipe of Doom (when paired with Crisis Line)
"Coming up next, two men, one woman... uhh, make that no women, uh, and two boys. Stay tuned for more Beavis and Butt-Head." (Version B, slow jazz music)	Sperm Bank (when paired with Washing the Dog) They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh (when paired with Foreign Exchange) Let's Clean it Up (when paired with Butt is it Art?) Crisis Line (when paired with VS the Vending Machine)
"Beavis and Butt-Head should be right back... soon."	Buff 'N' Stuff (when paired with 1-900-Beavis) Pumping Iron (when paired with Manners Suck)
"Beavis. Butt-Head. The legend continues after this."	True Crime (when paired with Pumping Iron) Most Wanted (Part 1) (all airings) Water Safety (when paired with Late Night with Butt-Head) Pool Toys (when paired with Cow Tipping) Madame Blavatsky (when paired with Rabies Scare) Late Night with Butt-head (when paired with The Final Judgement of Beavis) Date Bait (when paired with Mr. Anderson's Balls) Safe Driving (when paired with Mr. Anderson's Balls) The Great Cornholio (when paired with either Rabies Scare or Beaverly Buttbillies) Sprout (when paired with No Service) Jump! (when paired with Liar! Liar!)
"Stay tuned to see Beavis and Butt-Head totally new... maybe."	Canoe (when paired with Right On) Wall of Youth (when paired with either Trouble Urinating or Date Bait) Tornado (when paired with Late Night with Butt-Head)
"Can two life-long friends sustain their relationship when one of them is suddenly named to the Supreme Court? Stay tuned for more Beavis and Butt-Head."	Young, Gifted, & Crude (when paired with either Jump! or Butt is it Art?) Date Bait (when paired with Wall of Youth) Right On (when paired with Date Bait) The Great Cornholio (when paired with Pool Toys) Liar! Liar! (when paired with Water Safety) Late Night with Butt-Head (when paired with Tornado)
"Watch the fun as Beavis and Butt-Head whack each other in the knees and don't make the Olympic Team. Stay tuned."(Version A, fanfare music)	Most Wanted (Part 2) (all airings) The Pipe of Doom (when paired with Manners Suck)
(Jazzy music) "Woah! I'm talkin' 'bout da Beavis and da Butt-Head comin' right back!"	Wall of Youth (when paired with Scared Straight) Cow Tipping (when paired with Pool Toys) Water Safety (when paired with Trouble Urinating) Late Night with Butt-head (when paired with The Pipe of Doom) Pool Toys (when paired with either Pumping Iron or The Great Cornholio) Figure Drawing (when paired with They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh) The Pipe of Doom (when paired with Beavis and Butt-Head's Island) Generation in Crisis (when paired with Radio Sweethearts) Radio Sweethearts (when paired with Madame Blavatsky) No Service (when paired with Sprout)
"A pig, a prom dress and a startling confession. Stay tuned for more Beavis and Butt-Head."	Cow Tipping (when paired with Closing Time) Jump! (when paired with The Final Judgement of Beavis) Date Bait (when paired with Right On) Right On (when paired with Vs. the Vending Machine) The Great Cornholio Liar! Liar! (when paired with The Great Cornholio)
"Coming up next, Butt-Head begins to suspect Beavis of codependency. Stay tuned."	Cow Tipping (when paired with Rabies Scare) Trouble Urinating (when paired with Water Safety) Beavis and Butt-Head's Island (when paired with Ball Breakers) Manners Suck (when paired with Butt is it Art?) The Great Cornholio (when paired with They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh) Safe Driving (when paired with Let's Clean it Up) Blackout! (when paired with Mr. Anderson's Balls)
"Stay tuned for Beavis and Butt-Head with more magical moments."	Trouble Urinating (when paired with either Cow Tipping or Patients Patients) They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh (when paired with either Sporting Goods or 1-900-BEAVIS) Pumping Iron (when paired with either Pool Toys or True Crime) Madame Blavatsky (when paired with Radio Sweethearts)
"It's the day of the big game. Will Beavis wake from his coma in time to score the winning touchdown? Stay tuned."	Trouble Urinating (when paired with Wall Of Youth) The Final Judgement of Beavis (when paired with Jump!) Manners Suck (when paired with The Pipe of Doom) Mr. Anderson's Balls Teen Talk (when paired with Patients Patients)
"Coming up, Butt-Head makes Beavis' brown eyes blue. Don't go away." (Version B, jazzy music)	Trouble Urinating (when paired with Blackout) Blackout! (when paired with Beavis and Butt-Head's Island) Crisis Line (when paired with Pipe of Doom)
"If you believe, you've got to keep your dial right there with Beavis and Butt-Head! They'll be right back!"	Rabies Scare (when paired with Cow Tipping) 1-900-BEAVIS (when paired with Buff N Stuff) Pool Toys (when paired with Figure Drawing) Madame Blavatsky (when paired with 1-900-Beavis) The Pipe of Doom (when paired with Late Night with Butt-Head) Vs The Vending Machine (when paired with Crisis Line) Radio Sweethearts (when paired with Generation in Crisis) Liar! Liar! (when paired with either Butt is it Art? or Jump!)
"Watch the fun as Beavis and Butt-Head whack each other in the knees and don't make the Olympic Team. Stay tuned."(Version B, march music)	They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh (when paired with Figure Drawing) Water Safety (when paired with Liar! Liar!)
"Stay tuned for more gross, stupid and morally deficient funny stuff! Thank you." (Read in a Bill Clinton voice)	Rabies Scare (when paired with Madame Blavatsky) Pumping Iron (when paired with The Crush) Right On (when paired with Figure Drawing) Patients Patients
"Stay tuned for Beavis and Butt-Head and more sweetness and light."	Let's Clean it Up (when paired with 1-900-Beavis) The Final Judgement of Beavis (when paired with either Sperm Bank or Late Night with Butt-Head) Cow Tipping (when paired with Trouble Urinating)
"The boys that are music to your ears will be right back! Beavis and Butt-Head return!"	Let's Clean it Up (when paired with Plate Frisbee)
"Coming up next, two men, one woman... uhh, make that no women, uh, and two boys. Stay tuned for more Beavis and Butt-Head." (Version A, soft music)	1-900-BEAVIS (when paired with either They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh, Let's Clean it Up, or Madame Blavatsky) Beavis and Butt-Head's Island (when paired with Safe Driving) Figure Drawing (when paired with Pool Toys)
"Despueste este mas chistes y aventuras humorosas de los Beavis y Butt-Head!" (After this, more jokes and humorous adventures of Beavis and Butt-Head!)	Scratch 'N' Win (when paired with Jump) Figure Drawing (when paired with Right On) Manners Suck (when paired with Pumping Iron) Vs. the Vending Machine (when paired with Right On) The Great Cornholio (when paired with Liar! Liar!) Scared Straight (when paired with Wall of Youth) Blackout! (when paired with Naked Colony)
"Coming up, Butt-Head makes Beavis' brown eyes blue. Don't go away." (Version A, soft music)	Date Bait (when paired with Butt is it Art?) Patients Patients (when paired with Teen Talk) Rabies Scare (when paired with Eating Contest) The Crush (when paired with Pumping Iron) No Service (when paired with Stewart is Missing)

Produced during Early Season 5

Dialogue	Episodes Featured
"A midnight encounter with a drunken wombat leads Butt-Head to consider zoology. Stay tuned."	Safe Driving (when paired with Beard Boys) Walking Erect (when paired with Top O' the Mountain) Plastic Surgin' (when paired with Vs. the Vending Machine) Killing Time (when paired with Take a Number) Candy Sale (when pared with Walkathon)
"Coming up, with a deadly cloud of methane threatening the town, can anyone make Butt-Head stop eating chimichangas? Stay tuned."	Vs The Vending Machine (when paired with Plastic Surgin') Beard Boys (when paired with Safe House) Walking Erect (when paired with Stewart Moves Away)
"Coming up next, Beavis seeks out his biological mother but she's had her DNA changed to avoid him. Stay tuned."	Generation in Crisis (when paired with Take A Number) Safe House (when paired with Career Day) Career Day (when paired with Tainted Meat) Here Comes the Bride's Butt (when paired with Temporary Insanity)
"Coming up next, Beavis tries the new Morning After Pill and it works. Stay tuned."	Held Back (when paired with Generation in Crisis) Beard Boys (when paired with Temporary Insanity) Choke (when paired with Hard Sell) Top O' The Mountain (when paired with Dude, a Reward) Animation Sucks (when paired with Hard Sell) Plastic Surgin' (when paired with Dude, a Reward)
"A midnight encounter with a drunken kinkajou leads Butt-Head to consider zoology. Stay tuned."	Held Back (when paired with Killing Time) Walkathon (when paired with Dude, A Reward) Stewart Moves Away (when paired with Walking Erect) Take a Number (when paired with Killing Time)
"Environment VS Heredity. Beavis and Butt-Head consider the issue and decide to leave it to the dumbasses, after this."	Held Back (when paired with Beard Boys) Choke (when paired with Safe House) Temporary Insanity (when paired with Beard Boys) Take a Number (when paired with Generation in Crisis) Party (when paired with Beard Boys)
"Butt-Head pulls a muscle and Beavis pulls his finger, right after this."	Killing Time (when paired with Held Back) Safe House (when paired with Choke) Walking Erect (when paired with Walkathon) Tainted Meat (when paired with Career Day) Stewart Moves Away (when paired with Tainted Meat) Walkathon (when paired with Held Back) Bad Dog (when paired with Held Back) Top O' the Mountain (when paired with Choke)
"Coming up next, Butt-Head helps and old lady across Snake River Canyon. Stay tuned."	Killing Time (when paired with either Choke or Hard Sell) Dude, a Reward (when paired with Top O' the Mountain) Walking Erect (when paired with Choke) Career Day (when paired with Temporary Insanity) Top O' The Mountain (when paired with Walking Erect) Safe House (when paired with Lightning Strikes) Oil Change (when paired with Plastic Surgin')
"Mid-East turmoil threatens Butt-Head's petroleum field and the entire house of Beavis teeters on the brink. Don't go away."	Beard Boys (when paired with Safe Driving) Hard Sell (when paired with Choke) Career Day (when paired with Safe House) Beaverly Buttbillies (when paired with either The Great Cornholio, Take a Number or Tainted Meat)
"Next, Foreman Beavis breaks the jury's deadlock with an impassioned speech impediment. Stay tuned."	Beard Boys (when paired with Party) Choke (when paired with either Top O' the Mountain or Killing Time) Held Back (when paired with Walkathon)
"Next on Cooking With Beavis: How to filet a mackerel, over and over and over. Uh huh huh huh."	Beard Boys (when paired with Held Back) Choke (when paired with Walking Erect) Hard Sell (when paired with Animation Sucks) Tainted Meat (when paired with either Beaverly Buttbillies or Stewart Moves Away) Walkathon (when paired with Walking Erect) Held Back (when paired with Bad Dog)
"Coming up, Beavis tries to claim his birthright but the Pawn Shop dude says he needs the ticket. Stay tuned."	Safe House (when paired with Beard Boys) Dude, a Reward (when paired either Walkathon or Plastic Surgin) Take a Number (when paired with Beaverly Buttbillies)
"A garbled fax, a faulty hard disk and a temperamental copy machine turn Butt-Head Incorporated into a corporate nut house, right after this."	Hard Sell (when paired with Killing Time) Temporary Insanity (when paired with Career Day)
"Hey, that Washington dude shouldn't have a mohawk! Eagle eyed Beavis breaks up a counterfeiting ring, after this."	Take a Number (when paired with Teen Talk) Generation in Crisis (when paired with Held Back) Killing Time (when paired with Dude, a Reward) Lightning Strikes (when paired with Safe House) Walkathon (when paired with Candy Sale)
"When we return, join us as Beavis and Butt-Head get dressed and feed themselves."	Episodes currently unknown
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head share some herbal tea and wheatgrass."	Episodes currently unknown
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head talk about themselves over a cup of espresso. Don't go away."	Episodes currently unknown

Produced during Mid Season 5

Each bumper is read by David Spade

Dialogue	Episodes Featured
"Hey, wanna impress your friends? Act like you haven't seen this episode before."	Sign Here (later airings) Mr. Anderson's Balls (when paired with Crisis Line) Take a Number (when paired with Candy Sale) Top O' The Mountain (when paired with Bad Dog) Dream On (when paired with Beaverly Buttbillies) Liar! Liar! (when paired with Patients Patients) Sign Here (when paired with Sick) Washing the Dog (when paired with Babes R Us)
"Children remember, Beavis and Butt-Head are not real, they are not dangerous and they are not funny. Stay tuned."	Naked Colony (when paired with Canoe) The Great Cornholio (when paired with Animation Sucks) Hard Sell (when paired with Dream On) Lightning Strikes (when paired with Temporary Insanity) Wet Behind the Rears (when paired with Rabies Scare) Lawn and Garden (when paired with Be All You Can Be)
*sniffing* "What reeks in here? Oh right, it's this show. Stick around, Beavis and Butt-Head will be back!" (Read by David Spade)	Canoe (when paired with Naked Colony) Take a Number (when paired with Party) Wet Behind the Rears (when paired with Plastic Surgin) Bad Dog (when paired with Top O' the Mountain) Candy Sale (when paired with either Lightning Strikes or Animation Sucks as the first episode) Bedpans & Broomsticks (when paired with Scientific Stuff) Be All You Can Be (when paired with Lawn and Garden)
"The chances are very, very good that this is a repeat. Stick around anyway. Beavis and the brown haired guy will be right back."	Rabies Scare (when paired with Wet Behind the Rears) Patients Patients (when paired with Liar! Liar!) Held Back (when paired with Dream On) Sick (when paired with Sign Here) Babes R Us (when paired with Washing the Dog)
"Coming up next, Beavis and Butt-Head do jokes about their nads. See ya soon."	Crisis Line (when paired with Mr. Anderson's Balls) Temporary Insanity Plastic Surgin' (when paired with Wet Behind the Rears) Party (when paired with Bad Dog) Animation Sucks (when paired with Candy Sale as the second episode) Burger World (when paired with Friday Night) Carwash (when paired with Incognito)
"Beavis and the other guy will return, stick around."	Safe House (when paired with Lightning Strikes) Bad Dog (when paired with Party) Lightning Strikes (when paired with Candy Sale) Animation Sucks (when paired with The Great Cornholio) Scientific Stuff (when paired with Bedpans & Broomsticks)
"Is this the episode where they say "Cool" and "Sucks"? I love this one! Stay tuned."	Party (when paired with Take a Number) Lightning Strikes Dream On (when paired with either Held Back or Hard Sell) Candy Sale (when paired with Take a Number) Friday Night (when paired with Burger World) Incognito (when paired with Carwash)

Produced during Late Season 5

Dialogue	Episodes Featured
"Coming up, Beavis and Butt-Head model new synthetic knits. So comfortable you'd swear they were cotton. And do they breathe! Stay tuned."	Naked Colony (when paired with Vs. the Vending Machine) What's the Deal? (when paired with To the Rescue) Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass (when paired with Another Friday Night) Feel a Cop (when paired with either Prank Call or Date Watchers) Stewart is Missing (when paired with Prank Call)
"Beavises who cheat... and the Butt-Heads who take them back, right after this."	Late Night with Butt-Head (when paired with Right On) Sexual Harassment (when paired with either Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? or Spanish Fly) Feel A Cop (when paired with The Mystery of Morning Wood) Vidiots (when paired with either U.S. History or Babysitting) Womyn (when paired with Close Encounters)
"The drywall's up so let's spackle when Beavis and Butt-Head return."	Right On (when paired with Late Night with Butt-Head) Vs The Vending Machine (when paired with Naked Colony) Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass (when paired with Patsies) Spare Me (when paired with Patsies) Gang Of Two (when paired with Stewart is Missing) Another Friday Night (when paired with Womyn)
"Hey, if you've got some tropical fish around, bring them over to the TV! They won't wanna miss what's coming up next. Stay tuned."	Beaverly Buttbillies (when paired with either Killing Time or Dream On) Skin Trade (when paired with Oil Change) Patsies (when paired with Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass) Date Watchers (when paired with Blood Pressure) Babysitting (when paired with Sprout)
"Hippie life may be groovy but when Beavis and Butt-Head join a commune, what a bum trip! Stay tuned."	Stewart Moves Away (when paired with The History of Women) The History of Women (when paired with Pregnant Pause) Patsies (when paired with Murder Site) Bus Trip (when paired with Whiplash) Gang Of Two (when paired with Sprout) The Future of Beavis and Butt-head (when grouped with Graduation Day and Speech Therapy) Shopping Cart (when grouped with Canned and Inventors) Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass (when paired with Tired)
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it. *crash* Oh, it's broke. More Beavis and Butt-Head after this."	What's the Deal? (when paired with The History of Women) Spare Me (when paired with Premature Evacuation) Bus Trip (when paired with Green Thumbs) The Mystery of Morning Wood (when paired with US History) Blood Pressure (when paired with Gang of Two) Drinking Butt-ies (when grouped with Impotence and Garage Band) Tired (when paired with Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass) Murder Site (when paired with Blood Pressure) Pool Toys (when paired with Mr. Anderson's Balls)
"Next, Beavis takes you on a fairy tale tour of Hans Christian Andersen's Copenhagen. Stay tuned."	To the Rescue (when paired with either I Dream of Beavis or Lightning Strikes) Womyn (when paired with Another Friday Night) Whiplash (when paired with Murder Site) U.S. History (when paired with Blood Pressure) Babysitting (when paired with The Mystery of Morning Wood) Shortcuts (when grouped with Take a Lap and Nose Bleed) Woodshop (when grouped with TV Violence and Vaya Con Cornholio) Butt Flambé (when grouped with Leave it to Beavis and Our Founding Losers) Close Encounters (when paired with Womyn) Premature Evacuation (when paired with Screamers) Murder Site (when paired with Premature Evacuation)
"Coming up, Beavis and Butt-Head discover a new species of butterfly... and pull it's wings off. Stay tuned."	To the Rescue (when paired with What's the Deal) Oil Change (when paired with Skin Trade) Steamroller (when paired with Close Encounters) Gang Of Two (when paired with Blood Pressure) On Strike (when grouped with A Great Day and Sprout) Whiplash (when paired with Green Thumbs) Feel a Cop (when paired with Close Encounters)
"Coming up, Beavis builds more prisons while Butt-Head reassures our allies. Stay tuned."	I Dream of Beavis (when paired with To the Rescue) Murder Site (when paired with Patsies) Spanish Fly (when paired with Tired) Prank Call (when paired with Date Watchers) Butt, Butt, Hike (when grouped with Dumbasses Anonymous and Woodshop) Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass (when paired with Buttniks)
"Next, if you've ever dared to dream, if you've ever looked to the sky and wondered, if you've ever stepped in something you wish you hadn't... just stay tuned." (Uses the intro of David Glen Eisley's "Sweet Victory")	I Dream of Beavis (when paired with Here Comes the Bride's Butt) Skin Trade (when paired with Screamers) Buttniks (when paired with Womyn) Sexual Harassment (when paired with Steamroller) Nothing Happening (when grouped with Follow Me and Dumbasses Anonymous) Sprout (when paired with Babysitting)
"Coming up next, some call it brutal, some call it barbaric, some call it atrocious, you'll call it hilarious. Stay tuned."	Pregnant Pause (when paired with The History of Women) Screamers (when paired with Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?) Tired (when paired with Close Encounters) Murder Site (when paired with Whiplash) Blood Pressure (when paired with Date Watchers) Prank Call (when paired with either Stewart is Missing or Feel a Cop)
"Coming up, will Butt-Head's fear of commitment prevent him from having Beavis institutionalized? Stay tuned."	Here Comes the Bride's Butt (when paired with I Dream of Beavis) Close Encounters (when paired with either Tired or Steamroller) Date Watchers (when paired with either Feel a Cop or Prank Call) Follow Me (when grouped with Nothing Happening and Dumbasses Anonymous) Breakdown (when grouped with Work is Death and Die Fly, Die!) Die, Fly, Die! (when grouped with T.V. Violence and The Miracle that is Beavis)
"Turn raw sewage into breakfast bars and lower your cholesterol level! It's unbelievable! Right after this."	Screamers (when paired with Skin Trade) Spare Me (when paired with Oil Change) Patsies (when paired with Spare Me) Blood Pressure (when paired with US History) Babysitting (when paired with Vidiots) Prank Call (when paired with No Service) Green Thumbs (when paired with Whiplash)
"Coming up, an oddly subdued Beavis and a strangely low-key Butt-Head share a meaningful silence. Right after this."	Lightning Strikes (when paired with To the Rescue) Screamers (when paired with Another Friday Night) Tired (when paired with Spanish Fly) Premature Evacuation (when paired with Spare Me) Stewart Is Missing (when paired with Gang of Two) Impotence (when grouped with Drinking Butt-ies and Garage Band)
"Nachos. When does an affinity become a dependency? Scientists' sobering conclusions, after this."	Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? (when paired with Screamers) Another Friday Night (when paired with either Screamers or Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass) Green Thumbs (when paired with Bus Trip) The Mystery of Morning Wood (when paired with Babysitting) Sprout (when paired with Gang of Two)
"Butt-Head, a bake-off and a truck full of chocolate laxative. It's a recipe for wackiness, right after this."	Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? (when paired with Sexual Harassment) Spanish Fly (when paired with Sexual Harassment) The Mystery of Morning Wood (when paired with Feel a Cop) Vidiots (when paired with Stewart is Missing) T.V. Violence (when grouped with Die, Fly, Die and The Miracle that is Beavis) Mr. Anderson's Balls (when paired with Pool Toys) Womyn (when paired with Vidiots)
"Beavis? The biggest pop music star in Germany? Don't go away."	Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? (when paired with Buttniks) Womyn (when paired Buttniks) Steamroller (when paired with Sexual Harassment) Take a Lap (when grouped with Shortcuts and Nose Bleed) Garage Band (when grouped with Canned and Butt, Butt, Hike)
"Butt-Head finally gets his degree in medicine and stuns his family with a shocking announcement, coming up next."	Oil Change (when paired with Spare Me) Buttniks (when paired with either Oil Change or Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime?) Womyn (when paired with Another Friday Night) Whiplash (when paired with either Premature Evacuation or Bus Trip) U.S. History (when paired with The Mystery of Morning Wood) No Service (when paired with Prank Call)
"The Cold War over? Not when Beavis inherits his uncle's missile silo! Stay tuned for the nuttiness."	Oil Change (when paired with Buttniks) Premature Evacuation (when paired with Whiplash) Graduation Day (when grouped with The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head and Speech Therapy) Canned (when grouped with Shopping Cart and Inventors) Steamroller (when paired with Tired)

Produced during Seasons 6 and 7

Dialogue	Episodes Featured
"On the way, Beavis and Butt-Head choose pet names for each other. Stay tuned for more from Buttmunch and Monkey Spank."	Close Encounters (when paired with Feel a Cop) Substitute (when paired with P.T.A. as the second episode) Yard Sale (when paired with P.T.A.) Underwear (when grouped with Shortcuts and Follow Me)
"In a shocking episode of Beavis and Butt-Head, Beavis admits he's not a natural blonde. Stay tuned."	Bus Trip Buy Beer (when paired with Shopping List as the second episode) Dumbasses Anonymous (when grouped with A Very Special Episode and Just For Girls) Bride of Butt-Head (Part 2) (when grouped with Bride of Butt-Head (Part 1) and Special Delivery)
"Coming up, after this, right after this, we'll be right back, don't go away, stay tuned, hang on to your shorts, when we come back, in just a minute, coming up next, stay tuned!" (speed and pitch increases with each line)	Stewart Is Missing (when paired with Vidiots) Work Is Death (when grouped with Breakdown and Die Fly Die) Leave It to Beavis (when grouped with Butt Flambé and Our Founding Losers) Dumbasses Anonymous (when grouped with Butt Butt Hike and Woodshop) Blood Pressure (when paired with Murder Site)
"Presidential candidate Butt-Head drops in the polls after running mate Beavis drops his shorts, next."	Yard Sale (when paired with Shopping List) Substitute (when paired with Shopping List)
"Beavis weeps for the sorrows of mankind... and Butt-Head smacks him, next."	P.T.A. (when paired with either Yard Sale or Substitute, and Substitute is the first episode) Citizens Arrest (when grouped with Pierced and Walkathon) Inventors (when grouped with Shopping Cart and Special Delivery)
"When we return, Beavis and Butt-Head watch the Presidential Debate and decide to vote for the dumbass. Stay tuned."	P.T.A. (when paired with Substitute as the second episode)
"Coming up, Butt-Head gets his ego stroked by Beavis. Stay tuned."	P.T.A. (when paired with Buy Beer)
"Coming up next, Beavis meets his long lost dad and kicks him square in the nads."	Substitute (when paired with P.T.A. as the first episode) A Very Special Episode (when grouped with Dumbasses Anonymous and Just For Girls) Yard Sale (when paired with Substitute) Ding Dong Ditch (when grouped with Cyber-butt and Citizen's Arrest)
"Coming up next, Beavis meets his long lost dad and kicks him in the nads. Stay tuned."	Shopping List (when paired with Buy Beer as the second episode) Impotence (when grouped with The Miracle That is Beavis and Bride of Butt-Head) Nothing Happening (when grouped with A Great Day and Yard Sale)
"When we return, Beavis is diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome and thinks it's cool."	Shopping List (when paired with either Yard Sale or Substitute) Ding Dong Ditch (when grouped with Evolution Sucks and Just For Girls)
"Beavis and Butt-Head seek a safe and sensible alternative to bathing, next."	Shopping List (when paired with Buy Beer as the first episode) Underwear (when grouped with Head Lice and Spare Me) Bride of Butt-head (when grouped with Impotence and The Miracle That is Beavis) Drinking Butt-ies (when grouped with Die Fly Die and Woodshop, or with No Service) Shortcuts (when grouped with Underwear and Follow Me)
"Coming up next, Beavis goes for Olympic Gold in the Clean and Jerk."	Buy Beer (when paired with P.T.A) Head Lice (when grouped with Underwear and Spare Me) A Great Day (when grouped with Nothing Happening and Yard Sale)
"When we return, Beavis is diagnosed with Irritable Bowel Syndrome and thinks it's sorta cool. Stay tuned."	Buy Beer (when paired with Shopping List as the first episode)
"When we return, scientists link Global Warming to Beavis' pants. Stay tuned."	Evolution Sucks (when grouped with Ding-Dong-Ditch and Just For Girls) Shopping Cart (when grouped with Inventors and Special Delivery) Substitute (when paired with Yard Sale) Cyber-butt (when grouped with Ding Dong Ditch and Citizen's Arrest)
"Beavis and Butt-Head suffer for their art, next."	Cyber-Butt (when grouped with Nosebleed and US History) Bride of Butt-Head (Part 1) (when grouped with Bride of Butt-Head (Part 2) and Special Delivery) Vaya Con Cornholio (when grouped with Head Lice and Nose Bleed)
"Beavis and Butt-Head do some heavy petting at the zoo, next."	Nosebleed (when grouped with Cyber-Butt and US History) On Strike (when grouped with Take a Lap and Pierced)
"Butt-Head gets that "not so fresh" feeling, next."	Pierced (when grouped with Citizens Arrest and Walkathon) No Service (when paired with Buy Beer) Take a Lap (when grouped with On Strike and Pierced)
"When we return, surgeons work around the clock to separate Beavis' Siamese Nads. Stay tuned."	Die Fly, Die! (when grouped with Drinking Butt-ies and Woodshop)
"Beavis and Butt-Head will be right back, if we can find them."	Beavis and Butt-head Are Dead (all airings)
"The startling conclusion of 'Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead', coming up next."	Beavis and Butt-head Are Dead (all airings)

Special Bumpers

On April 26, 1997, MTV aired a special called "Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos", a marathon of classic music videos. The first part was 2 hours in length, the second part, airing on the same date, was an hour and a half in length. This special had a unique set of bumpers that were taken from various music videos and never shown again.

Dialogue	Special Featured	Original Source
(Butt-head, over Beavis' singing) "Beavis, can you hear me? Shut up!" (Beavis, resuming after a pause) "Ba-dow-bow-bow-bow..."	Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 1?	MC 900 Ft. Jesus – "If I Only Had A Brain"
(Butt-head) "These videos are funny." (Beavis) "Oh Yeah." (Butt-head) "These guys should be on that show The State." (Beavis) "Yeah."	Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2	Grim Reaper – "Fear No Evil"
(Beavis) "Alright ladies and gentlemen are you ready to get wild?" (Butt-head) "Yeah." (Beavis) "Are you ready to rock?" (Butt-head) "Uh huh." (Beavis) "I want to ask you one question: Are you ready to rock? I can't hear you!"	Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2	The Jesus Lizard – "Glamorous"
(Butt-head) Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum."	Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2	The Stranglers – "Skin Deep"
(Butt-head) "Why do people make videos?" (Beavis) "Yeah, yeah, and why do they have to play this music? Why? Why?" (Butt-head) "Yeah."	Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2	The Stranglers – "Skin Deep"
(Butt-head) "I like music videos." (Beavis) "Yeah, yeah, because you don't just hear the band; you see 'em, too."	Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2	Jon Spencer Blues Explosion – "Dang"
(Beavis) "Oh man. Boy, I'm glad that's over" (Butt-head) "Yeah."	Beavis and Butt-head Do Videos, Part 2	Cinderella – "Somebody Save Me"

See also

• Broadcast Pairings