[We open to Beavis and Butt-head watching TV, when a commercial for Burger World comes on.]
Beavis: Hey, Butt-head. Weren't we supposed to do something tonight?
Butt-head: Uhh, I think we're supposed to leave the house.
Beavis: Is there another monster truck show tonight?
Butt-head: Uhh, no. I would've remembered that!
Announcer: ...And an appetite for food that's really good! Burger World - The Fast Food Promised Land!
Butt-head: Burger World! That's where we're supposed to go tonight.
Beavis: [He seems disappointed, realizing they have to go to work.] That sucks!
Butt-head: No, dude! Guess what shift we got! [Beavis and Butt-head realize tonight, they've got...
Beavis and Butt-head: [Screaming in unison] LAAAAAATE SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFT!!!!!!!!!
[Later that night, right at closing time, Beavis is seen going inside the restaurant with a cup of worms. Meanwhile, Butt-head is headbanging as he is grilling burgers. Beavis then shows up at the front counter.]
Beavis: Hey, Butt-head! Check out these cool nightcrawlers I found!
Butt-head: Cool! [He gets on the intercom and starts doing air guitar, singing Judas Priest's "Nightcrawler".] Bring forth the sacrificial worms! [Beavis and Butt-head walk into the kitchen and prepare the fry-cooker.] And now, to make the seasoned curly fries. [Beavis pours the worms into the fryer.] I'll give you a dollar if you eat one, dude!
Beavis: No way! These are for the next customer.
Butt-head: Dude, there isn't going to be another customer. It's closing time. You know what that means? [Beavis and Butt-head know that this means only one thing...]
Beavis and Butt-head: [Screaming in unison] BURGER TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!!!!
Butt-head: [He grabs a raw patty off the grill and throws it at Beavis.] You're it, dude! [He makes a run for it out into the dining area.]
Beavis: [He throws a patty at Butt-head, striking him in the head. He then makes a run for the counter, ducking and dodging like in some 90s action movie.]
Butt-head: [He throws the patty at Beavis, but he threw it so hard, it flies directly into the overhanging ceiling fan, splattering meat all over the place.] Whoa! That was cool!
Beavis: Yeah! [He then stares at Butt-head for a moment, giving Butt-head the most awesome idea ever...]
[We then cut to Beavis and Butt-head, throwing all the food into the ceiling fan!]
Butt-head: One quarter-pound World Burger with cheese! [He tosses it into the fan.] One chocolate shake! [He throws it in as well.] One large family pack of chicken nuggets!
Beavis: One large cola! [They both through their food items into the fan at the same time, make a huge mess!]
Butt-head: Would you like some fries to go with that, sir? [He throws the fries into the fan, sending the fries flying every which way.]
[Later that night, we find the duo marveling at the utter chaos they created throughout the night. Soon enough, a very obese man from the Highland Health Department comes in, responding to several customer complaints.]
Butt-head: [He spots the man first.] Uhh, we're, like, closed or something.
Harry Buddisker: I am not a customer. I'm from the health inspector's office, my name is Harry Buddisker.
Butt-head: Harry Buttwhisker?? [He starts laughing with Beavis.]
Beavis: Harry BUTTWHISKER!
Harry Buddisker: Boys, I normally don't come out this late, but tonight ALONE, I have received numerous complaints about this facility. For example, HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS MESS? [He points to all the chaos they caused.]
Butt-head: [He points to the ceiling fan.] Uhh, there seems to be a problem with the ceiling fan.
Harry Buddisker: Well, with just one look, I can tell you right away this place is going to be shut down for at least a few days.
[Beavis and Butt-head look at each other, realizing they might get in big trouble for this. Soon enough, Harry's seen assessing the number of health violations. All the while, Beavis and Butt-head are singing the theme song to Jeopardy! as he makes his assessment.]
Harry Buddisker: Well, I've counted 37 different health code violations, and I'm going to bet they were all caused during your shift! [He then smells the air for a second.] Hey! Something smells very good!
Butt-head: That would be our seasoned curly fries, sir!
Harry Buddisker: Well, I am kinda hungry, and I'd hate to see you throw all that food away. Maybe I can cut you a break in exchange for some of those fries? [Beavis goes to get the worms they were cooking earlier, and gives them to Harry, who eats them rather quickly.]
Butt-head: We also have a couple dozen hamburgers.
Harry Buddisker: No thanks! They've probably sitting at room temperature long enough to get worms. [As he says, they laugh at him because, in hind sight, he's eating worms!] Well, boys, here's a copy of the paperwork. [He hands them his report.] I'll be in touch with your manager in the morning. In the mean time, this restaurant is to remain closed, and the food here is declared unservable.
Butt-head: What's that mean?
Harry Buddisker: It means you can do whatever you want with it, as long as you don't serve it to the customers.
[He then leaves the duo to finish out their shift, which upon those words, 2 small atomic explosions happen near their heads like idea bulbs and the duo realize this can only mean one thing...]
Beavis and Butt-head: [Screaming in unison] BURGER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[We then cut to the following morning, which we find the manager of Burger World showing up to the horrific mess from the night before.]
Burger World Manager: WHAT THE HELL?!? If I ever get my hands on the punks who did this! [He looks around at the chaos, while Beavis and Butt-head sneak out to avoid getting caught. He then smells the air.] Say, something smells good! [He walks into the kitchen.]
Butt-head: [He shouts from the entrance.] TRY THE CURLY FRIES! [They watch as the manager pulls out one of the fried worms and eats it. He starts laughing.] That was cool!
[He and Beavis make a run for it, laughing as they get away from Burger World.]