Beavis and Butt-Head

Bus Trip is the 49th episode in Season 5 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the 138th episode overall.


The episode starts with Mr. Van Driessen loading all the students on the bus, but he doesn't know where Beavis and Butt-Head are. Then, Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting in the classroom alone. Then, Beavis and Butt-Head get up to draw on the chalkboard and they see that message and they try to read it. So, Beavis and Butt-Head come running out and get on the bus. While on the bus, Mr. Van Driessen decides to sing 99 Bottles of Tea on the Wall, but before he starts singing, Beavis and Butt-Head are caught mooning the drivers in the cars driving behind them. So, Mr. Van Driessen had them come up to the front. Then, Beavis and Butt-head heard the Bus Driver swearing at a swirling driver. Butt-head points out that when they passed the line on the floor, they get to yell and stuff. So they went up and they yell. Mr. Van Driessen comes up and told the duo to sit down. Mr. Van Driessen decided to sing a song he wrote, instead, called "Touch a Mountain". As he sings, however, the bus driver realized he missed the turnoff and abruptly stopped the bus, causing Mr. Van Driessen to fly out the window and fall all the way down the mountain, which Beavis and Butt-Head thought was cool. Then, while a helicopter was carrying Mr. Van Driessen, he hits an ambulance and a police car, which makes Beavis and Butt-Head laugh.


Music Videos[]

  • Flaming Lips - "Turn It On"
  • The Rake's Progress - "I'll Talk My Way Out of This"
  • Ween - "Freedom of '76"


[We open at Highland High School, where Mr. Van Driesssen's class is preparing to go on a field trip.]

Mr. Van Driessen: [He is seen doing a roll call as the students get on the bus.] Morgendorffer. Sunchef. Zunker.

Bus Driver: Is that it?

Mr. Van Driessen: Well, it should be, but I don't see Beavis and Butt-Head. They usually don't miss field trips.

[Back in the classroom, Beavis and Butt-Head are sitting alone, wondering where everyone is.]

Butt-Head: Uhh, something's wrong.

Beavis: Yeah, really. Maybe we're late or something.

Butt-Head: Uhh, maybe.

Beavis: So, like, uhh, what do we do now?

Butt-Head: Uhh... [He starts to laugh as he comes up with an idea.] Let's write "Big Butt" on the chalkboard!

[Beavis and Butt-Head then get up to go erase the chalkboard, not realizing the board states "FIELD TRIP TODAY. BUSES LOAD AT 10 AM."]

Butt-Head: Wait a minute, Beavis. I think it's trying to tell us something. [He starts to read what the board says.] Uhh... "Feel"... "Tit"? Uhh... "Tripe"... Uhh, "Todd"?

[Only moments later, they finally realize what it means, and come racing out of the school.]

Butt-Head: HEY, STOP THE BUS!!!


Butt-Head: That was close!

Beavis: [He gets in Mr. Van Driessen's face.] Next time, tell us, butthole!

[Once they get on the bus, the bus then leaves the school.]

Mr. Van Driessen: Ok, people. I hope we're ready for our hike down beautiful Mount Peligro.

Butt-Head: [He laughs at what he just said.] "Mount".

Mr. Van Driessen: Now, class, even though there is an abundance of breath-taking rock formations and fascinating plant life, I have to warn you that this hike will be quite a workout, okay?

Butt-Head: I got a "rock formation" in my pants!

Beavis: [He laughs at that comment.] Yeah!

Mr. Van Driessen: [He now pulls out his guitar.] Now, to pass the time, I thought we might enjoy some music, okay? Any requests?

Dean Zunker: Like, 99 Bottles of Beer?

Mr. Van Driessen: Good, Dean! But beer and driving don't mix, okay? How about 99 Bottles of Tea on the Wall. Let's try sort of a different arrangement, okay? [He begins to play, but stops because of the sound of horns blaring.] What's going on? Why's everybody honking?

Beavis: Peek-a-boo!

Mr. Van Driessen: [He spots Beavis and Butt-Head mooning the drivers behind the bus.] Hey! Hey, Beavis and Butt-Head, NO! Come on!

Beavis: Peek-a-boo!

Mr. Van Driessen: I'm sorry, but obviously, you boys can't be trusted to be by yourselves in the back. I want you to come up here right now and switch seats with me, okay?

Butt-Head: Uhh, we'll be better.

Beavis: Yeah! We'll give them a "Pressed Fruitbowl"!

Mr. Van Driessen: I mean it, boys! Come on, get up here right now. [He sees them come up with the pants still down by their ankles, and sighs with disgust.] And please pull your pants up, okay?

Butt-Head: Uhh, oh yeah! [He and Beavis do as their told, then sit down.]

Mr. Van Driessen: Now, I hope you boys understand why I'm making you sit up here. There are rules on the bus, and they're for your own good. Now, try to behave. I'm going to go sit in the back, okay?

Butt-Head: Rules suck!

Bus Driver: [Swerves out of the way of a speeding driver who cuts him off.] STAY IN YOUR LANE, YOU SON OF A BITCH!! THIS ISN'T THE INDY, YOU MORON!!

Beavis: WHOA!!

Butt-Head: That dude's pissed!

Beavis: Yeah, really! How come he gets to, like, flip off cars and stuff, but then, it's like, when we do it, we have to come sit up here?!

Butt-Head: Uhh, I think it's like, if you're in front of that line, then you get to do all that stuff.

Beavis: Whoa, really? You mean, we can, like, scream at people and give them the finger?! Let's go!

[They then get up and towards the front of the bus.]

Butt-Head: [He walks up to the bus driver.] Uhh, hey, dude!



Mr. Van Driessen: [He sighs, seeming rather annoyed with the duo.] What's got into those two now? [He goes to intervene.]



Butt-Head: [He looks at Mr. Van Driessen.] Yeah! That means you too!

Mr. Van Driessen: Alright, that's it, Butt-Head. Sit down. You too, Beavis, come on.

Beavis: NO WAY! I'M IN FRONT OF THE WHITE LINE, DAMMIT! NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP, YOU SON OF A BITCH! [He then gets thrown into his seat by the bus driver.]

Mr. Van Driessen: Ok, people. It's obvious we're all a little over-excited. I think I'll cool things down with a little song I wrote. It's called "Touch a Mountain", okay?

AChildren of the earth, rejoice.

Each new day, we have a choice, so

Touch a mountain.

Climb a mountain.

Feel a mountain.

Bus Driver: Aww, dammit! I missed the turn! [He slams on the breaks, not realizing that he just launched Mr. Van Driessen out through the windshield, who then falls down the side of the cliff, screaming.]


Beavis: YEAH!!

[Later, a rescue team is seen attempting to retrieve Mr. Van Driessen, along with the Highland police.]

Butt-Head: This was a pretty cool field trip!

Beavis: Yeah! It's like, I really learned something.

[Soon after, a rescue helicopter pulls Mr. Van Driessen up on a stretcher, which then lowers him towards an ambulance.]

Dean Zunker: Mr. Van Driessen! Is that you?! Are you ok?!

Police Officer: Don't look, son! He may be dead...

[However, as they lower his stretcher towards the ground, he swings into the side of the ambulance, then hits the windshield of the police cruiser, screaming in agony as he does. Meanwhile, Beavis and Butt-Head just laugh at his misery.]


Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10

Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding

Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon

Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be

Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted

Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!

Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Vidiots · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller

Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer

Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead

Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down

Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters

Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · Abduction · Sleepover

Season 11: TBA