Betsy Wiener (born December 22, 1964) is a member of the group "Decency in Media." She blames music videos for actions that result in the duo being struck by lightning (Lightning Strikes). In actuality, they were influenced by a PBS documentary on Benjamin Franklin and his famous kite experiment, but Betsy uses their description of Franklin - "some old dude with long hair and glasses" - to insinuate that they were influenced by Howard Stern. She knew the boys were influenced by Franklin, but she lied to everyone so they can banned music videos and get people to follow her.
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