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"Bathroom Break" is the 7th episode in Season 8 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the overall 207th episode.

Plot

Beavis and Butt-head are working at Burger World when the latter returns from the bathroom and realizes that he has been paid to defecate. Beavis finds this to be a genius discovery, and joins him in the bathroom, while the queue to be served grows longer and longer. The restaurant manager is upset and drags them out of the bathroom, but a labor lawyer in the queue tells the manager that it is illegal to limit his employees' bathroom break. Beavis and Butt-head return to slack off in the bathroom, and the manager has to serve the impatient queue. He then needs to urinate, but can not enter the bathroom as the pair have locked the door. The manager leaves the restaurant and hides behind a secluded wall to urinate, but the police park right next to him and arrest him for public urination. As he turns to face them without doing up his zipper, he is also charged with indecent exposure.

Featured videos

Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros – "Kisses over Babylon"

Characters

Beavis
Butt-head
Burger World Manager

Transcript

Beavis: Damn it, Butt-head, you were gone a long time!

Butthead: Yeah. I took a big poop.

Look, can we get some service?

Yeah, do you work here or what?

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, I just thought of something.

Butthead: I'm at work, but like, I wasn't working.

Butthead: I just got paid to take a dump.

Yeah, yeah.

Maybe they'd pay us to go pee too.

Butthead: Only one way to find out.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm still waiting for my damn food!

This is cool.

Yeah. Better than out there.

I'll have a coffee...

hello?

Hello?

Hello? Anyone there?

Hello?

What the hell's going on around here?

Come on, Butt-head, let me sit down.

No way. This is mine.

Damn it. Let me see here.

Nah. This'll do.

Ahhh, that's better. Yeah.

This is cool.

I... I'm sorry.

You're gonna have to wait your turn, sir.

Yeah. Check it out.

We're getting paid.

I've been waiting a half hour.

Screw this. I'm going somewhere else.

Ahhh, that's better. I needed that.

Yeah. Bathroom breaks kick ass.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

I want a milkshake.

Butthead: Let's go to the bathroom, Beavis.

I can't deal with this right now.

This is cool.

Hello? Anybody here?

What the hell?

Excuse me.

We're gonna be a while, so, you know...

Butthead: Just lock the door, Beavis.

These damn people won't stop bothering us!

How are we supposed to earn a living?

Yeah, really.

Butthead: It's lunchtime, Beavis.

Yeah.

About time.

Finally!

I'll have a cheeseburger, fries...

Yeah, yeah. Cheeseburger.

Medium orange soda, no ice...

Good idea.

See ya later.

Where are you going?

I'm working.

Hello?

What's going on out there?

This is ridiculous. Man...

Manager: Beavis, Butt-head!

Manager: Where are those two?

Hey, are you gonna take our order?

Manager: Yes. Yes. I'm so sorry. Just one moment, please. I will be right with all of you, okay? [walks to pick up the duo from the bathroom] Beavis! Butt-Head! Open this door right now!

Beavis: We're taking a dump, sir. I'm sorry. You're gonna have to wait your turn.

Butt-Head: Yeah. We need some privacy. We're going to the bathroom, buttmunch.

Manager: (opens door and realizes that the boys made a mess and drags them out) What are you two doing?

Butt-Head: We had to use the bathroom sir.

Manager: They said you've been in there for a half hour!

Beavis: Well, I think the food here gave us diarrhea, sir.

Man: It always does.

Manager: Look, I don't care how bad you have to go to the bathroom, you get back to work right now, or you're fired!Wait just a minute.

Lawyer:I'm a lawyer for the Labor Safety Organization.

God...

So what?

Lawyer: These workers have the right to take as long of a bathroom break as they need.

Really?

Lawyer: Yeah. It's the law.

The law rules.

Well... I...

Manager: Well, I'm sorry.

Manager: I wasn't aware of that then.

Can you get my order now?

We've been waiting for a long time here!

Come on already!

Yes, yes, of course.

Manager: I'm so sorry, everybody.

Manager: Okay, Beavis, take the register.

Manager: Butt-head, you get in the kitchen.

No.

We're on our bathroom break.

Yeah, it's the law.

Poop!

Where's my burgers?

Manager: Okay, I'm so sorry.

Manager: I will get your order in just a moment.

I ordered a vanilla shake, not strawberry!

Manager: Okay. I apologize. Let me fix that.

I just... Okay...

Manager: I'll clean that... Mop. Where...

Manager: Okay, everyone, just bear with me, okay?

Manager: I... I... I just...

Manager: I'll take your order in just a moment, sir.

Manager: I just need to get these fries in, and then...

Where's the manager?

Manager: I gotta go to the bathroom so bad. I...

Manager: I'll be right back.

Right back

Where are you going?

Manager: No.

(the manager runs outside to urinate)

Police Officer: Excuse me, sir. How we doing today?

Manager: Please go back inside. I'll be there in just a minute.

Police Officer: Okay, sir, why don't you go ahead and put it away, zip it up, and put your hands against the wall.

Manager: No, I... I'm the manager here, Okay? We've had a problem...

Police Officer: Sir, hands against the wall, feet apart, now! You cannot do that here. That's public urination.

Manager: Look, if you would just go... God!

Police Officer: And that's indecent exposure. We got a 311 at Burger World. We're gonna need backup.

Work kicks ass.

You punched in, right?

I'm gonna see if I can, like, get more hours now...

If it's gonna be like this

This is cool.

Sources

Episode List
Shorts · Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9 · Season 10

Shorts: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding

Season 1: Door-to-Door · Give Blood · Balloon

Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · At the Movies · No Laughing · The Butt-Head Experience · Lawn & Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes R Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be

Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-Head · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted, & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas with Beavis and Butt-Head · Closing Time · Most Wanted

Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming to Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-Head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-Head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!

Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin' · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Vidiots · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller

Season 6: Bungholio: Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · US History · Feel a Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Stewart is Missing · Gang of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer

Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding-Dong-Ditch · Just for Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nose Bleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take a Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-Head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · T.V. Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-Head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambe · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-Head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-Head Are Dead

Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down

Season 9: Escape Room · The Special One · Boxed In · Beekeepers · Roof · River · The New Enemy · The Doppelgänger · Nice Butt-Head · Home Aide · Virtual Stupidity · Locked Out · Kidney · The Good Deed · Two Stupid Men · Freaky Friday · Weird Girl · Time Travelers · Spiritual Journey · Refuse Service · Downward Dumbass · The Most Dangerous Game · Bone Hunters

Season 10: Meditation Sucks · Polling Place · Old Man Beavis · Hunting Trip · Pardon Our Dust · Pranks · Hellhole · Take a Bow · Tobacco Farmers · Married · Sad Boys · Are You There God? It's Me, Beavis · The Day Butt-Head Went Too Far · Spring Break · The Warrior · Vasectomies · Stolen Valor · Breeding Frenzy · Hoarders · Needle Dicks · Abduction · Sleepover

Season 11: TBA

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-}}
-"'''{{PAGENAME}}'''" is the 7th episode in [[Season 8]] of [[Beavis and Butt-Head]]. It is the overall 207th episode.
 ==Plot==
-[[Beavis]] and [[Butt-head]] are working at [[Burger World]] when the latter returns from the bathroom and realizes that he has been paid to defecate. Beavis finds this to be a genius discovery, and joins him in the bathroom, while the queue to be served grows longer and longer. The [[Carl|restaurant manager]] is furious and drags them out of the bathroom, but a labor lawyer in the queue tells the manager that it is illegal to limit his employees' bathroom break. Beavis and Butt-head return to slack off in the bathroom, and the manager has to serve the impatient queue. He then needs to urinate, but can not enter the bathroom as the pair have locked the door. The manager leaves the restaurant and hides behind a secluded wall to urinate, but the police park right next to him and arrest him for public urination. As he turns to face them without doing up his zipper, he is also charged with indecent exposure.
+[[Beavis]] and [[Butt-head]] are working at [[Burger World]] when the latter returns from the bathroom and realizes that he has been paid to defecate. Beavis finds this to be a genius discovery, and joins him in the bathroom, while the queue to be served grows longer and longer. The [[Burger World Manager|restaurant manager]] is upset and drags them out of the bathroom, but a labor lawyer in the queue tells the manager that it is illegal to limit his employees' bathroom break. Beavis and Butt-head return to slack off in the bathroom, and the manager has to serve the impatient queue. He then needs to urinate, but can not enter the bathroom as the pair have locked the door. The manager leaves the restaurant and hides behind a secluded wall to urinate, but the police park right next to him and arrest him for public urination. As he turns to face them without doing up his zipper, he is also charged with indecent exposure.
+==Featured videos==
+*Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros – "Kisses over Babylon"
 ==Characters==
 *Beavis
 *Butt-head
-*Burger World Manager
+*[[Burger World Manager]]
-==Location==
-*[[Burger World]]
 ==Transcript==
+{{Scroll box|
-Damn it, Butt-head, you were gone a long time!
+Beavis: Damn it, Butt-head, you were gone a long time!
-Yeah. I took a big poop.
+Butthead: Yeah. I took a big poop.
-Yeah, yeah.
 Look, can we get some service?
@@ Line 32: / Line 30: @@
 Yeah, do you work here or what?
-Hey, Beavis, I just thought of something.
+Butthead: Hey, Beavis, I just thought of something.
-I'm at work, but like, I wasn't working.
+Butthead: I'm at work, but like, I wasn't working.
-I just got paid to take a dump.
+Butthead: I just got paid to take a dump.
 Yeah, yeah.
@@ Line 42: / Line 40: @@
 Maybe they'd pay us to go pee too.
-Only one way to find out.
+Butthead: Only one way to find out.
 Yeah, yeah.
@@ Line 78: / Line 76: @@
 I... I'm sorry.
-You're gonna have to
+You're gonna have to wait your turn, sir.
-wait your turn, sir.
 Yeah. Check it out.
@@ Line 97: / Line 94: @@
 I want a milkshake.
-Let's go to the bathroom, Beavis.
+Butthead: Let's go to the bathroom, Beavis.
 I can't deal with this right now.
@@ Line 111: / Line 108: @@
 We're gonna be a while, so, you know...
-Just lock the door, Beavis.
+Butthead: Just lock the door, Beavis.
 These damn people won't stop bothering us!
@@ Line 119: / Line 116: @@
 Yeah, really.
-It's lunchtime, Beavis.
+Butthead: It's lunchtime, Beavis.
 Yeah.
@@ Line 147: / Line 144: @@
 This is ridiculous. Man...
-Beavis, Butt-head!
+Manager: Beavis, Butt-head!
-Where are those two?
+Manager: Where are those two?
 Hey, are you gonna take our order?
+:Manager: Yes. Yes. I'm so sorry. Just one moment, please. I will be right with all of you, okay? [walks to pick up the duo from the bathroom] Beavis! Butt-Head! Open this door right now!
-Yes. Yes. I'm so sorry.
+:Beavis: We're taking a dump, sir. I'm sorry. You're gonna have to wait your turn.
-Just one moment, please.
+:Butt-Head: Yeah. We need some privacy. We're going to the bathroom, buttmunch.
-I will be right with all of you, okay?
+:Manager: (opens door and realizes that the boys made a mess and drags them out) What are you two doing?
-Hurry up!
+:Butt-Head: We had to use the bathroom sir.
-Beavis, Butt-head, open this door right now!
+:Manager: They said you've been in there for a half hour!
-We're taking a dump, sir. I'm sorry.
+:Beavis: Well, I think the food here gave us diarrhea, sir.
-You're gonna have to wait your turn.
+:Man: It always does.
-Yeah. We need some privacy.
+:Manager: Look, I don't care how bad you have to go to the bathroom, you get back to work right now, or you're fired!Wait just a minute.
-We're going to the bathroom, buttmunch.
+Lawyer:I'm a lawyer for the Labor Safety Organization.
-What are you two doing?
-We had to use the bathroom, sir.
-They said you've been in there for a half hour!
-Well, I think the food here gave us diarrhea, sir.
-It always does.
-Look, I don't care how bad you have to go to the bathroom,
-You get back to work right now, or you're fired!
-Wait just a minute.
-I'm a lawyer for the Labor Safety Organization.
 God...
@@ Line 193: / Line 174: @@
 So what?
-These workers have the right to take as long of a bathroom break as they need.
+Lawyer: These workers have the right to take as long of a bathroom break as they need.
 Really?
-Yeah. It's the law.
+Lawyer: Yeah. It's the law.
 The law rules.
@@ Line 203: / Line 184: @@
 Well... I...
-Well, I'm sorry.
+Manager: Well, I'm sorry.
-I wasn't aware of that then.
+Manager: I wasn't aware of that then.
 Can you get my order now?
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 Yes, yes, of course.
-I'm so sorry, everybody.
+Manager: I'm so sorry, everybody.
-Okay, Beavis, take the register.
+Manager: Okay, Beavis, take the register.
-Butt-head, you get in the kitchen.
+Manager: Butt-head, you get in the kitchen.
 No.
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 Where's my burgers?
-Okay, I'm so sorry.
+Manager: Okay, I'm so sorry.
-I will get your order in just a moment.
+Manager: I will get your order in just a moment.
 I ordered a vanilla shake, not strawberry!
-Okay. I apologize. Let me fix that.
+Manager: Okay. I apologize. Let me fix that.
 I just... Okay...
-I'll clean that... Mop. Where...
+Manager: I'll clean that... Mop. Where...
-Okay, everyone, just bear with me, okay?
+Manager: Okay, everyone, just bear with me, okay?
-I... I... I just...
+Manager: I... I... I just...
-I'll take your order in just a moment, sir.
+Manager: I'll take your order in just a moment, sir.
-I just need to get these fries in, and then...
+Manager: I just need to get these fries in, and then...
 Where's the manager?
-I gotta go to the bathroom so bad. I...
+Manager: I gotta go to the bathroom so bad. I...
-I'll be right back.
+Manager: I'll be right back.
 Right back
@@ Line 261: / Line 242: @@
 Where are you going?
-No.
+Manager: No.
-Excuse me, sir. How we doing today?
+:(the manager runs outside to urinate)
-Please go back inside.
+:Police Officer: Excuse me, sir. How we doing today?
-I'll be there in just a minute.
+:Manager: Please go back inside. I'll be there in just a minute.
-Okay, sir, why don't you go ahead and put it away, zip it up, and put your hands against the wall.
+:Police Officer: Okay, sir, why don't you go ahead and put it away, zip it up, and put your hands against the wall.
-No, I... I'm the manager here, Okay?
-We've had a problem...
+:Manager: No, I... I'm the manager here, Okay? We've had a problem...
-Sir, hands against the wall, feet apart, now!
+:Police Officer: Sir, hands against the wall, feet apart, now! You cannot do that here. That's public urination.
+:Manager: Look, if you would just go... God!
-You cannot do that here. That's public urination.
+:Police Officer: And that's indecent exposure. We got a 311 at Burger World. We're gonna need backup.
-Look, if you would just go... God!
-And that's indecent exposure.
-We got a 311 at Burger World. We're gonna need backup.
 Work kicks ass.
-Yeah, yeah.
 You punched in, right?
-Yeah, yeah.
 I'm gonna see if I can, like, get more hours now...
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 This is cool.
+}}
+==Sources==
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