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"Bathroom Break" is the 7th episode in Season 8 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the overall 207th episode.

PlotEdit

Beavis and Butt-head are working at Burger World when the latter returns from the bathroom and realizes that he has been paid to defecate. Beavis finds this to be a genius discovery, and joins him in the bathroom, while the queue to be served grows longer and longer. The restaurant manager is upset and drags them out of the bathroom, but a labor lawyer in the queue tells the manager that it is illegal to limit his employees' bathroom break. Beavis and Butt-head return to slack off in the bathroom, and the manager has to serve the impatient queue. He then needs to urinate, but can not enter the bathroom as the pair have locked the door. The manager leaves the restaurant and hides behind a secluded wall to urinate, but the police park right next to him and arrest him for public urination. As he turns to face them without doing up his zipper, he is also charged with indecent exposure.

Featured videosEdit

  • Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros – "Kisses over Babylon"

CharactersEdit

TranscriptEdit

Beavis: Damn it, Butt-head, you were gone a long time!

Butthead: Yeah. I took a big poop.

Look, can we get some service?

Yeah, do you work here or what?

Butthead: Hey, Beavis, I just thought of something.

Butthead: I'm at work, but like, I wasn't working.

Butthead: I just got paid to take a dump.

Yeah, yeah.

Maybe they'd pay us to go pee too.

Butthead: Only one way to find out.

Yeah, yeah.

I'm still waiting for my damn food!

This is cool.

Yeah. Better than out there.

I'll have a coffee...

hello?

Hello?

Hello? Anyone there?

Hello?

What the hell's going on around here?

Come on, Butt-head, let me sit down.

No way. This is mine.

Damn it. Let me see here.

Nah. This'll do.

Ahhh, that's better. Yeah.

This is cool.

I... I'm sorry.

You're gonna have to wait your turn, sir.

Yeah. Check it out.

We're getting paid.

I've been waiting a half hour.

Screw this. I'm going somewhere else.

Ahhh, that's better. I needed that.

Yeah. Bathroom breaks kick ass.

No. No, no, no, no, no.

I want a milkshake.

Butthead: Let's go to the bathroom, Beavis.

I can't deal with this right now.

This is cool.

Hello? Anybody here?

What the hell?

Excuse me.

We're gonna be a while, so, you know...

Butthead: Just lock the door, Beavis.

These damn people won't stop bothering us!

How are we supposed to earn a living?

Yeah, really.

Butthead: It's lunchtime, Beavis.

Yeah.

About time.

Finally!

I'll have a cheeseburger, fries...

Yeah, yeah. Cheeseburger.

Medium orange soda, no ice...

Good idea.

See ya later.

Where are you going?

I'm working.

Hello?

What's going on out there?

This is ridiculous. Man...

Manager: Beavis, Butt-head!

Manager: Where are those two?

Hey, are you gonna take our order?

Manager: Yes. Yes. I'm so sorry. Just one moment, please. I will be right with all of you, okay? [walks to pick up the duo from the bathroom] Beavis! Butt-Head! Open this door right now!
Beavis: We're taking a dump, sir. I'm sorry. You're gonna have to wait your turn.
Butt-Head: Yeah. We need some privacy. We're going to the bathroom, buttmunch.
Manager: (opens door and realizes that the boys made a mess and drags them out) What are you two doing?
Butt-Head: We had to use the bathroom sir.
Manager: They said you've been in there for a half hour!
Beavis: Well, I think the food here gave us diarrhea, sir.
Man: It always does.
Manager: Look, I don't care how bad you have to go to the bathroom, you get back to work right now, or you're fired!Wait just a minute.

Lawyer:I'm a lawyer for the Labor Safety Organization.

God...

So what?

Lawyer: These workers have the right to take as long of a bathroom break as they need.

Really?

Lawyer: Yeah. It's the law.

The law rules.

Well... I...

Manager: Well, I'm sorry.

Manager: I wasn't aware of that then.

Can you get my order now?

We've been waiting for a long time here!

Come on already!

Yes, yes, of course.

Manager: I'm so sorry, everybody.

Manager: Okay, Beavis, take the register.

Manager: Butt-head, you get in the kitchen.

No.

We're on our bathroom break.

Yeah, it's the law.

Poop!

Where's my burgers?

Manager: Okay, I'm so sorry.

Manager: I will get your order in just a moment.

I ordered a vanilla shake, not strawberry!

Manager: Okay. I apologize. Let me fix that.

I just... Okay...

Manager: I'll clean that... Mop. Where...

Manager: Okay, everyone, just bear with me, okay?

Manager: I... I... I just...

Manager: I'll take your order in just a moment, sir.

Manager: I just need to get these fries in, and then...

Where's the manager?

Manager: I gotta go to the bathroom so bad. I...

Manager: I'll be right back.

Right back

Where are you going?

Manager: No.


(the manager runs outside to urinate)
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir. How we doing today?
Manager: Please go back inside. I'll be there in just a minute.
Police Officer: Okay, sir, why don't you go ahead and put it away, zip it up, and put your hands against the wall.
Manager: No, I... I'm the manager here, Okay? We've had a problem...
Police Officer: Sir, hands against the wall, feet apart, now! You cannot do that here. That's public urination.
Manager: Look, if you would just go... God!
Police Officer: And that's indecent exposure. We got a 311 at Burger World. We're gonna need backup.

Work kicks ass.

You punched in, right?

I'm gonna see if I can, like, get more hours now...

If it's gonna be like this

This is cool.

SourcesEdit


Episode List
Pilot ·Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8


Pilot: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding


Season 1: Door-To-Door · Give Blood · Balloon


Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 · At the Movies · No Laughing · No Laughing Part 2 · The Butt-head Experience · Lawn and Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes 'R' Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be


Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Kidnapped Part 2 · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-head · Citizen Butt-head Part 2 · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God Part 2 · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head · Closing Time · Most Wanted


Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr. Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!


Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal? · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller


Season 6: Bungholio: The Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · U.S. History · Feel A Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart Is Missing · Gang Of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer


Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike! · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding Dong Ditch · Just For Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nosebleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take A Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · TV Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That Is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work Is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambé · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-head Are Dead


Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down


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