Babes 'R' Us is the 20th episode of Season 2 of Beavis and Butt-Head. It is the 25th overall episode.

Plot[edit | edit source]

Beavis and Butt-Head see an ad on TV for Babes 'R' Us, a mud-wrestling joint with hot chicks. The duo seek to train in Butt-Head's back yard before entering, but when they attend, age-limitations rear their ugly heads once more.

Characters[edit | edit source]

Music Videos[edit | edit source]

  • Salt 'n' Pepa - "Push It"
  • Bobby Brown - "Humpin' Around"
  • Babes in Toyland - "Bruise Violet"
  • R.E.M. - "Pop Song '89"
  • Butthole Surfers - "Dust Devil" (replaced Babes in Toyland video in later airings)

Gallery[edit | edit source]

Transcript[edit | edit source]

[We open to Beavis and Butt-Head watching American Gladiators. At one point, it cuts to a shot behind one of the female gladiators backside. Beavis and Butt-Head get closer to the screen and laugh.]

Butt-Head: Butt cheeks!

[They continue to watch the show, until an advertisement comes on, featuring a man with two women in bikinis.]

Chuck E. Cheez: You've heard of us! Now it's time you felt our wrath, gentlemen! Get your slimy buns down here to Babes R' Us for the most intense mud and oil wrestling in the galaxy!

Butt-Head: Whoa! That's cool!

Beavis: Yeah!

Chuck E. Cheez: Chuck E. Cheez here can't wait to see you! But one question remains to be answered: are you man enough to take on the world's most beautiful women?! WELL ARE YOU, DUDES?!

Butt-Head: Whoa! We've got work to do if we're going to climb all over that!

Beavis: Yeah. "All over"! [He and Butt-Head start doing air guitar riffs.]

[Later, we find the boys making a mud pit in their front yard. They're also wearing bikini tops and are armed with their "Frog Baseball" bats.]

Butt-Head: Gotta get the chops up if we're gonna drill those units down at Babes R' Us.

Beavis: Yeah! [He laughs.]

Butt-Head: [He gets into the mud pit with Beavis.] I'm gonna get ready by kicking your butt all over this hole. Huh huh, "butt-hole"! This is gonna be cool! [He hits Beavis five times with his bat. Suddenly, Beavis grabs Butt-Head, picks him up into the air and slams him face first into the mud. Butt-Head gets up and reaches down his pants.] Hey! Spank your monkey all you want, but keep your hands off of mine!

Beavis: You're dead! [He laughs.]

Butt-Head: No way! [He attacks Beavis and again, and slams Beavis into the mud now.]

Beavis: OW!! BUTT-HOLE!! [He screams while Butt-Head smears his face in the ground. All the while, Daria happens to walk by and notice this.]

Daria: What are you guys doing?

Butt-Head: [He laughs for a second and sings with Beavis.] Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha!

Daria: Get a life! What exactly do you call this?

Butt-Head: We're gonna be cool, like the American Gladiators!

Beavis: Yeah! Me too!

Daria: What's with the bikini tops??

Butt-Head: We're gonna get a real woman down at Babes R' Us!

Beavis: Yeah!

Daria: [Responds very sarcastically, as usual.] Oh, they're gonna love you guys. [She then walks away.]

Butt-Head: [He laughs] That was cool. [He turns to Beavis.] Now for the last and most intense move! [He grabs Beavis, puts him into an arm lock and undoes his bikini top.] That was cool! Hope you got that one down, dude!

Beavis: Yeah! [He laughs, then does another air guitar riff with Butt-Head]

[Later that night, they arrive at Babes R' Us. They look on in awe and amazement.]

Butt-Head: Dude, it is the most radical empire of all that is radical. This is cool.

[They look in through the windows to see several women wrestling in the mud, including two women wrestling with Billy Bob. They start headbanging at the sight, then go to buy tickets from the clerk to get in.]

Kelly: Good evening, I'm Kelly! How can I help you tonight?

Butt-Head: Two, please!

Kelly: How old are you fellas?

Butt-Head: 15!

Beavis: Yeah!

Butt-Head: [He suddenly realizes that the club is "Adults Only", and changes his voice to sound older.] Uhh, I mean, uhh, 27!

Beavis: Yeah!

Kelly: Not tonight, boys! Call me when you get some "pubes", m'kay?

Butt-Head: [He gets ready to punch him.] Don't make me smack you!

Kelly: [He then calls for security...] Oh, Thor! [...which happens to be The Gorilla Boy from "At the Sideshow". He then proceeds to brutally slam Beavis and Butt-Head on the sidewalk and kick them to the curb, while Kelly laughs at them.]

Butt-Head: Uhh, that was not cool.

Beavis: No!

[Later on, Butt-Head is angrily hitting a street sign with his bat.]

Butt-Head: Come on, Thor! Don't make me shove this thing up your butt! [He then turns to see a girl sitting on a bench.] Uhh, hey, baby. Want to wrestle?

[The girl then pulls out a rape whistle and blows it, and just as quickly, Thor returns to kick Beavis and Butt-Head's asses again.]

Censorship[edit | edit source]

When the two boys are mud wrestling they say Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, this was cut on reruns

The Babes in Toyland video was replaced with a video of the Butthole Surfers, this was due to fire references in the Babes in Toyland video.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The title of the mud-wrestling club is a parody of "Toys 'R' US".
  • Comedian David Spade makes a guest voice appearance as Telly, the Babes 'R' Us ticket taker. He later provided the voice for Mr. Candy in the Season 5 episode "Candy Sale."

Sources[edit | edit source]

Episode List
Pilot ·Season 1 · Season 2 · Season 3 · Season 4 · Season 5 · Season 6 · Season 7 · Season 8 · Season 9

Pilot: Frog Baseball · Peace, Love and Understanding

Season 1: Door-To-Door · Give Blood · Balloon

Season 2: Scientific Stuff · Good Credit · Burger World · Baby Makes Uh, Three · Beware of the Butt · At the Sideshow · Customers Suck · Sick · Home Improvement · Way Down Mexico Way · Way Down Mexico Way Part 2 · At the Movies · No Laughing · No Laughing Part 2 · The Butt-head Experience · Lawn and Garden · Stewart's House · For Better or Verse · Bedpans & Broomsticks · Babes 'R' Us · Yogurt's Cool · Heroes · Sign Here · Washing the Dog · Friday Night · Be All You Can Be

Season 3: Comedians · Carwash · Couch-Fishing · Incognito · Kidnapped · Kidnapped Part 2 · Naked Colony · Tornado · Cleaning House · Scratch 'N' Win · Scared Straight · Eating Contest · Sporting Goods · Sperm Bank · Buff 'N' Stuff · Citizen Butt-head · Citizen Butt-head Part 2 · Politically Correct · Ball Breakers · Meet God · Meet God Part 2 · True Crime · The Trial · The Crush · Plate Frisbee · Canoe · Young, Gifted & Crude · Foreign Exchange · A Very Special Christmas With Beavis and Butt-head · Closing Time · Most Wanted

Season 4: Wall of Youth · Cow Tipping · Trouble Urinating · Rabies Scare · They're Coming To Take Me Away, Huh Huh · Jump! · Pumping Iron · Let's Clean it Up · 1-900-BEAVIS · Water Safety · Blackout! · Late Night with Butt-head · The Final Judgement of Beavis · Pool Toys · Madame Blavatsky · Beavis and Butt-head's Island · Figure Drawing · Date Bait · Butt is it Art? · Right On · Manners Suck · The Pipe of Doom · Safe Driving · Mr. Anderson's Balls · Patients Patients · Teen Talk · Crisis Line · Beavis and Butt-head vs. the Vending Machine · Generation in Crisis · Radio Sweethearts · The Great Cornholio · Liar! Liar!

Season 5: Held Back · Killing Time · Beard Boys · Choke · Safe House · Hard Sell · Walkathon · Temporary Insanity · Dude, a Reward · Walking Erect · Career Day · Plastic Surgin · Take a Number · Beaverly Buttbillies · Tainted Meat · Stewart Moves Away · Top O' The Mountain · Party · Wet Behind the Rears · Bad Dog · Lightning Strikes · Dream On · Candy Sale · Animation Sucks · What's the Deal? · The History of Women · To the Rescue · I Dream of Beavis · Pregnant Pause · Here Comes the Bride's Butt · Screamers · Beavis, Can You Spare a Dime? · Skin Trade · Oil Change · Buttniks · Bang the Drum Slowly, Dumbass · Another Friday Night · Tired · Close Encounters · Womyn · Premature Evacuation · Whiplash · Spare Me · Patsies · Murder Site · Spanish Fly · Sexual Harassment · Bus Trip · Green Thumbs · Steamroller

Season 6: Bungholio: The Lord of the Harvest · The Mystery of Morning Wood · U.S. History · Feel A Cop · Date Watchers · Blood Pressure · Huh-Huh-Humbug · It's a Miserable Life · Babysitting · Vidiots · Stewart Is Missing · Gang Of Two · Sprout · Prank Call · No Service · Yard Sale · P.T.A. · Substitute · Shopping List · Buy Beer

Season 7: Butt, Butt, Hike! · Vaya Con Cornholio · Evolution Sucks · Ding Dong Ditch · Just For Girls · A Very Special Episode · Dumbasses Anonymous · Underwear · Head Lice · Cyber-Butt · Nosebleed · Citizens Arrest · Pierced · A Great Day · On Strike · Follow Me · Nothing Happening · Take A Lap · Shortcuts · Bride of Butt-head · Special Delivery · Woodshop · TV Violence · Canned · Garage Band · Impotence · The Miracle That Is Beavis · Shopping Cart · Inventors · Die Fly, Die! · Drinking Butt-ies · Work Is Death · Breakdown · Graduation Day · The Future of Beavis and Butt-head · Speech Therapy · Leave It to Beavis · Butt Flambé · Our Founding Losers · Beavis and Butt-head Do Thanksgiving · Beavis and Butt-head Are Dead

Season 8: Werewolves of Highland · Crying · Daughter's Hand · Tech Support · Holy Cornholio · Drones · Supersize Me · Bathroom Break · The Rat · Spill · Doomsday · Dumb Design · Copy Machine · Holding · Used Car · Bounty Hunters · Time Machine · Massage · School Test · Snitchers · Whorehouse · Going Down

Season 9: TBA

Season 10: TBA

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