Beavis and Butt-Head
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99 Ways to Die is a song by Megadeth. It appeared as the 4th track of the album The Beavis and Butt-Head Experience.

Lyrics[]

If I see the morning hours
I'll have one more yesterday
Take life from tomorrow
Because I've burned out my today

If I get up to the top I know
I'll just go back downhill
I've got a terminal future
And it's time to write my will

I downed another glass of courage
And a shot of Thorazine

We're not ready to see you yet
99 ways to die
We're not ready to see you yet

Got a short between the earphones
Wringing my hands in dismay
A more efficient maniac
With two feet in the grave

I've got no last words to say
Yellow streak right up my spine
The gun in my mouth was real
And the taste blew my mind

In a black tie and straightjacket
Man, I'm going to try again

We're not ready to see you yet
99 ways to die
We're not ready to see you yet

We're not ready to see you yet
99 ways to die
We're not ready to see you yet

(Instrumental break)
(Guitar solo)

Demitasse of arsenic
Try on this tie
Nevermind the tree

There is only death and danger
In the sockets of my eyes
A playground of illusion
No one plays, they only die

There's a prison in my mind
And the bars are gonna break
I'm as mad as a hatter
And strung out just the same

Taunting rigor mortis
I feel it draw me in

We're not ready to see you yet
99 ways to die
We're not ready to see you yet

We're not ready to see you yet
99 ways to die
We're not ready to see you yet

We're not ready
We're not ready
We're not ready
99, 99

Outro[]

Butt-Head: Whoa, huh-huh!

Beavis: Heh-heh, heh-heh, heh-heh, yeah!

Butt-Head: Now that was cool, uh huh-huh!

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, heh-heh! N-n-99 ways to die!

(Beavis and Butt-Head laugh)

Butt-Head: Yeah, uh huh-huh, huh-huh!

Audio[]

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99 Ways To Die

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